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Cool Mom Slips Note Under Door After Walking In On Son Having Sex With Boyfriend

Marc is one lucky 19-year-old gay. If my mom had walked in on me during sex with my boyfriend as a teen, she would've quickly executed a sign of the cross before backing out slowly, mouth agape. She'd then be the happy guarantor on years-worth of therapy bills. 

But not Marc's mom. 

Marc's mom walked in during an amorous moment and slipped a "hey, I'm a Cool Mom" kind of note under the door minutes later. 

"I am pretty buzzed," she wrote. "Its OK. [Smiley face] - OK the smiley is too much. The brownies are ready."

Marc shared a picture of the adorable note on his Tumblr, along with a summary reading, "my mom walked in on my boyfriend and I naked and then 5 minutes later she slipped this note under my door."

A little after the awkward walk-in Marc's mom gifted him with a hilarious (but totally useful) present. 

“My mom responded to the situation by buying me a door knob with a lock on it."

Who wishes they were Marc's mom?? 

Kidding!

 

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My boyfriend an I were staying at my parents home for a weekend a few years ago. It was early morning when mom came into the room we shared to tell me they were leaving to the store. When I heard the car leave the driveway we both seemed to have the same idea to take the opportunity to do it before they got back. We were deeply involved when the door came open and mom started in asking about breakfast- SHE HAD STAYED BEHIND! Too late to cover but mom only said "Oops! So that's the way boys do it!", laughed and closed the door behind her. Nothing was ever said about it but the grins and winks were loud enough. I love my mom =)

am i the only one here who finds the idea of mom being buzzed and offering to share her brownies with junior disturbing?

while i think parents should be accepting of their gay children, they have a right to be disappointed.   like seeing the kid you hoped would be a doctor join the circus or something.

He is Gay...not broken.  He can still be a doctor or join the circus. Mom being buzzed is a pretty good excuse.....maybe she really didn't know what to say. Any mom walking in on her son having sex can be un-nerving for any mom.

I'm not saying he's broken!  Even today, it's unreasonable to expect a parent to jump for joy when they find out that their kid is gay.  'Accepting' and 'overjoyed' are not synonyms. 

I don't know if a child's sexuality something a parent should get excited about.  It's not like he got into Harvard.

Dylan funny how much you "hate" gays, yet you are trolling a gay website.  Does it make your hardon go away when you right hateful things about the men who get your cock hard. Have some BALLS USE YOUR REAL NAME!

Dylan funny how much you "hate" gays, yet you are trolling a gay website.  Does it make your hardon go away when you right hateful things about the men who get your cock hard. Have some BALLS USE YOUR REAL NAME!

MITT ROMNEY WAS RIGHT. " MARRIAGE IS BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN. OBAMA AND BIDEN ARE A GAY COUPLE. YUCK. I SALUTE THE RUSSIAN AUTHORITIES. THEY KICKED SOME FILTHY HOMOSEXUAL BUTT DURING THE THE OLYMPICS. WE NEED A NEW PRESIDENT WHO'S A REAL MAN . NOT A FAGGOT LOVIN MORON. DISGUSTING

MITT ROMNEY LOST THE ELECTION TO YOUR "FAGGOT LOVING MORON", YOU ASSHOLE. Now go back to looking for gay related articles to obsess about other guy's parts about.

What a sad little person you are.

Correct me if I'm wrong but are you religious by any chance?
If so, doesn't your religion preach tolerance? How about you practice homosexuality seeing as how you are that against it you are obviously questioning your own sexuality 24/7 giving you the need to try and show others that you are not gay by slandering a population that you know nothing about.
And please, pick up a thesaurus and go back to school you un-educated child. 

Great just fast forward to your heaven with all your herto friends us gays will be more than happy in the other place without you idoits.

Fuck You Asshole

Romans 1:26-28 

For this reason God gave them up to dishonorable passions. For their women exchanged natural relations for those that are contrary to nature; and the men likewise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in themselves the due penalty for their error. And since they did not see fit to acknowledge God, God gave them up to a debased mind to do what ought not to be done.

DEATH TO HOMOSEXUALS AMEN

But nowhere in that passage does it say death to them or that they are going to hell this passahe has neen taken out of context so many times it sickning there are also two passages i like they state " no sin is greater than any other" and " for all have fallen and come short to the glory of god" in other words clean your own shoes befor you talk about the shit somebody else stepped in o and by the way im a gay theology major

OMG! Even my very conservative Christian family, parents included, do not wish that homosexuals would die. They love me for who I am. They may not understand me, or agree with my stance, but they have made it very clear that they will ALWAYS love me. They also don't hide their gay son/brother from their conservative friends. They have told/shown me that true Christians act like Christ who loved EVERYONE! Maybe you should go back to the Bible and ask yourself, would Christ want us to die, or did he die for us?

Tom, I commend your noble effort to appeal to a Christian's sensibilities but as is self apparent, Dylan is *not* a real Christian. He is only pretending to be one by copying and pasting talking points he read somewhere to prop up his unnatural hatred toward gay man. He has a real dilemma; he has a same sex attraction himself, hates that part of himself and the only way he knows how to deal with it is to bash happy innocent and normal gay people. Jealousy and self-loathing are classic traits of homophobics as they obsess about gay men and seek out places they can anonymously confront gay mean without disclosure or repercussion.... such as he has done here. I suppose we should pity him but the fight or flight part of me wants to attack him. However that would be giving him the very thing he desires so much- contact with a gay man ;-)

Cheers

Dylan, since you are obviously searching in the wrong place for gay related articles to read allow me to direct you to the correct web site where you can read all the gay porn that you desire. nifty dot org. Now, go away and read your porn and do what it is that you toad people do when you crawl out from under your rocks.

Your a dipshit! Come outta the closet before some of us drag you out and beat you to death you worthless exscuse for a servant of god!!!!

That's only what your bedtime story book sais.
That is all it is, a story book.
How about you read up and learn about the lost scriptures (the text that was left out of the original copy of the bible you have in your hand), only then you will see the true form of your lord and saviour.  It also mentions in Leviticus that you should not alter your body in any of its forms, this includes cutting hair and getting tattoos, why don't you read it all instead of just picking out the sections that suit your in-bred armada of hate.

Romans 2:1

Therefore you have no excuse, everyone of you who passes judgment, for in that which you judge another, you condemn yourself; for you who judge practice the same things.

Dylan  - there is nothing Holy or Christian about your language in this forum and the venomous way your are spewing it. You are the epitome of the "stereotypical hate mongering so-called" Christian and you make everyone of Faith look horrible. I recommend you pull out the New Testament and start finding the true meaning of Grace, for everyone around you and for yourself. As a Mother, I do not necessarily agree with this Mother's position, simply because I do not want to be that close to my son and daughter's private physical life and I have more interest in helping them make good decisions, than being "cool"... but, regardless of what you believe in or do not believe in... Love does not sound anything like the things you wrote here... neither do some of their responses, but I can certainly understand how your words drew them out. PEACE! 

I'll say it again....religion has been a THORN in man kinds side ever since its invention!

I totally agree with you more Robaire. Religion has managed to turn me away from god through its hypocrisy, crimes, cruelty and hatred. I'd rather take my chances with the devil ... if he existed.

Anyone else wonder why this "Dylan Klebol" hater chose the name of the Columbine mass-murdere?  'Sup with that "Dylan?"  (Methinks the lady protesteth too much...).

I was just about to say he's not real with that made up Columbine killer's name.

Back on the subject of this article I applaud this guy's mother for her support?!?   While my mother didn't slip a note under the door when this happened to me nearly 30 years ago when I was a teen however it made telling my parents that I'm gay a moot subject!  LOL.  Although my Mom's reaction wasn't one of laughter but that of disbelieve.  She thought is was just a phase but after my first boyfriend was living with me a couple years later when I was living on my own I think she got the message that it wasn't just a phase.

Anyhow good luck kid and btw use the door lock your mom bought you.

I watched a program on the History Channel that researched the Bible. Sodom and Ghomorrah were never linked to homosexuality. It's the other way around; bible thumpers started calling homosexuals sodomites because of the perceived immorality of those two cities. Also, they weren't amoral because of homosexuality, they were immoral because no one invited (moses? I forget.) and his family into their homes and they treated them like outsiders instead of the standard form of human respect which the Bible teaches.

On a seperate note, scientists have been anylizing the destruction of those two cities, as well as others that have happend. For example, in Egypt when the sea went red, it was more than likely a huge algae bloom. Look at the North East of America and Canada, it happens there too. The whole event with everyone's first born son dying and then the cattle happened because the food wasn't taken care of properly and started growing mold, like what happened in Salem during the witch trials. The first born son was culturally the first to eat, and the mold sat on TOP of the grain so everyone that ate after him didn't get the mold. The same food was also used to feed the cattle which is why THEY died.

As for the destruction itself of Soddom and Ghomorrah (however you spell it), there is a good amount of evidence based of recorded events in the middle east that show a small asteroid impact occured around Austria. When that happened, using science, they were able to deduce the weather patterns and the fact that the debris from the impact is what rained down upon that general area of the planet. It was a random event from an asteroid that probably came from another collision between two larger asteroids in our asteroid belt. One similar incidence happened in Russia around 1908, and the asteroid was only a couple hundred feet big. It caused so much damage because the asteroid or comet exploded just before reaching the ground, flattening hundreds of square miles of forest. It had the explosive force 1000 times greater than the bomb that destroyed Hiroshima, roughly equivilant to about 13-20 megatons of TNT exploding at one time.

Also, a monogomous gay relationship isn't a perversion, it's the expression of the human desire and need for companionship. In addition, there is lots of scientific evidence that supports that a human being's sexuality is determined by genetic markers in DNA, which is created before birth, meaning it is NOT a choice. As far as I understand religion, that's God's work right? So it stands to reason that God probably created Gay people as a natural form of birth control so we don't OVER populate the planet. It hasn't worked though because Gays have been forced into hiding for hundreds upon thousands of years thanks to ignornat interpretaion of religion.

God created the Earth, it's solar system, and the Universe. Therefore God ALSO created the science that governs all things, from physics to genetics. That said, denying the science behind these things is like denying God him/herself. If you do choose to deny it, that's okay; the great thing about science is that you don't have to like or agree, or even believe it, but it is ALWAYS there and right no matter what your opinion.

Also to point out, Jesus never condemned gays or even said anything about them in his original teachings. Leviticus, a HUMAN, wrote that into the bible after it had ALREADY been rewritten by more humans. A lot of religious and educated scholars have interpreted his passage about a man lying with another man as more about property rights, as women were treated as property like cattle were. He also states that you may not wear fabric woven from different cloths and eating shellfish as a sin, right before that particular passage bible thumpers love to tote. Hope you've never bought any clothes from Old Navy, Gap, etc, and have never eaten a shrimp, clam, or lobster.

You cannot literally interperate something written in a dead language thousands of years ago, then rewritten by humans and rewritten again. Look how different just the English language is from what it was 400 years ago, words to do not mean the same things a lot of the time. It is ludicris to imagine an exact translation from a language like Arameic to English and have it be perfect. That is often impossible today with languages like Spanish, Russian, etc. Words we have in English simply do not exist. Sentence structure is different, as is grammmar, in a lot of cases. If you are going to interperate the bible you can't just simply read it once, you have to take things in context and study it for years. And if you don't do that and simply translate its message literally, you are not really learning your religion, you're blindly following it. I'm sure that's NOT what Jesus would have wanted. And religious people wonder why he hasn't returned.

Close! But I challenge you to read sermons and commentaries from pastors on these subjects. Open your eyes to the wonderful glories of God and hopefully you'll realize what you have written is misinformed. 

God be with you :)

"Sermons and commentaries" my arse- HA! That is the LAST place you will find a correct interpretation of the Bible. Those people are agenda driven to make it say whatever they want to get the most money in that offering plate. A REAL God would not NEED that money.

haha again! you simply don't understand... sermons and commentaries from pastors are their own interpretations of the scripture... and you know what else pastors and priests have interpreted from the scriptures??? 'send the children to fight the Muslims, for they are pure of heart and god will surely not let them be harmed' and do you know what happened to those children who were sent to war against the muslims??? they were SLAUGHTERED! Speaking as one who is educated and trained in translating scripture and in forms of preaching, and as one who spent at least 2 decades of life listening to pastors interpret scripture.... i can tell you, they're doing it wrong. Most pastors, not all, but most, use scripture to emphasize or legitimize a point that they want to teach their congregation, not teaching them the bible, as it was taught when the church first formed.

I listen to quite a few different sides of commentaries and sermons. I also try to listen to preachers who are just teaching the bible and not using it to manipulate their audience in any way. Personally I'm against homosexuality. I don't hate gay people, and I try hard not to judge them. I'm a sinner, they're sinners, we are all sinners. We were called to love one another, and if we are to rebuke, we are to do it with love and we also should also be trying to teach others and show God's love while we are doing it. 

Hooray for his mom! I bring my beautiful gay son to the sex shop to buy him toys, clothes and whatever he wants to spice up his sex life. Love is love and I cannot understand all these "good christians" spewing so much hate. Gays will not hurt you, you idiots! And I bet some of the things that go on behind your bedroom doors might be considered perverted by society. You just don't talk about it! And I am a straight 54 y/o woman!

shame on you and your faggot son. both of you will be the fuel of the lake of fire. amen

Aw, Dylan needs snuggles.  Big, veiny, prolapsing, violent, leatherbound, snuggles.  Aw. 

Dylan is already gettin his fair share of gay sex.... on the sly. It;s the self-loathing over it that BRINGS him to bother US! What he needs is a therapist.... and to come out of the closet.

Judge not cause YOU will be judged.

Uhm, ever thought about why Jesus never had a girl friend or got married? Amen!

Uhm, ever thought about why Jesus never had a girl friend or got married? Amen!

then why are you reading Gay Media, Dylan?  If you think this wonderful woman and her son will be fuel for the lake of fire you are a bigoted hypocrite.

his comment is clearly not serious, he's just trying to rile you up. the best thing to do is not give them attention ;) that's what they love!

Great comments, responses. Love is our salvation. Hate and fear condemn one and many to great suffering. These understandings may be arrived at through common sense, and a little awareness, and observation. No politically charged "Holy" book necessary. Of course, all the good bits of any scripture, even the Christian one, will point to the same thing : choose to act from love, not fear. Thou Shalt not kill... remember that one in the rules list? @ Kathleen - you're awesome. The world wants more cool mom's like you, modeling kindness, nuturing, and understanding. You allow healthy families to come into existence in the world. Kudos!

do I feel love in this room???

So donkey is blaming Africa for aids ?!? How retarded is that. We all know, well apart from you clearly , how AIDS began. Saying African tribes had sex with monkeys. Dear lord maybe you should be in the lake that burns with fire 

H.I.V (aids) has only been discovered by modern science since the very early 1900'. It was created from a mutation of S.I.V (the 'S' stands for simian (monkey/ape)) believed to have formed from a bite wound sustained from the very early travelers to the continent from a member of the ape family and spread through the human population due to it being unknown for hundreds of years, allowing it to mutate and evolve within the human body.

I LOVE HOW SUPPOSE TO BE CHRISTIANS BAD MOUTH US AND WANT TO SAY HOW MUCH OF A SIN IT IS. WELL LET ME SAY SOMETHING TO YOU THE BIBLE DOES SAY JUDGE UNTO OTHERS AS U WANT TO BE JUDGED... AND ALSO SAYS LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AND LOVE THY ENEMY AND YOU WANT TO THROW BIBLE QUOTES AT US... OH YES THE BIBLE DOES SAY THAT LOVE ALL AND NO SIN IS BIGGER OR SMALLER THAN ANY OTHER..... SO I GUESS YOU ALL NEED REPENT IN SUNDAY SERVICE CAUSE YALL JUST A BIG HIPPICRIT AS I SEE IT........

haha the comments are way to funny.  Can't tell if people are being serious.... lol

Jude 7
And don't forget sodom and gomorrah and their neighboring towns, which were filled with immorality and every kind of sexual perversion. Those cities were destroyed by fire and serve as a warning of the eternal fire of God's judgment. amen

He without sin cast the first stone. Only God can judge , Dylan. Not you

I watched a program on the History Channel that researched the Bible. Sodom and Ghomorrah were never linked to homosexuality. It's the other way around; bible thumpers started calling homosexuals sodomites because of the perceived immorality of those two cities. Also, they weren't amoral because of homosexuality, they were immoral because no one invited (moses? I forget.) and his family into their homes and they treated them like outsiders instead of the standard form of human respect which the Bible teaches.

On a seperate note, scientists have been anylizing the destruction of those two cities, as well as others that have happend. For example, in Egypt when the sea went red, it was more than likely a huge algae bloom. Look at the North East of America and Canada, it happens there too. The whole event with everyone's first born son dying and then the cattle happened because the food wasn't taken care of properly and started growing mold, like what happened in Salem during the witch trials. The first born son was culturally the first to eat, and the mold sat on TOP of the grain so everyone that ate after him didn't get the mold. The same food was also used to feed the cattle which is why THEY died.

As for the destruction itself of Soddom and Ghomorrah (however you spell it), there is a good amount of evidence based of recorded events in the middle east that show a small asteroid impact occured around Austria. When that happened, using science, they were able to deduce the weather patterns and the fact that the debris from the impact is what rained down upon that general area of the planet. It was a random event from an asteroid that probably came from another collision between two larger asteroids in our asteroid belt. One similar incidence happened in Russia around 1908, and the asteroid was only a couple hundred feet big. It caused so much damage because the asteroid or comet exploded just before reaching the ground, flattening hundreds of square miles of forest. It had the explosive force 1000 times greater than the bomb that destroyed Hiroshima, roughly equivilant to about 13-20 megatons of TNT exploding at one time.

Also, a monogomous gay relationship isn't a perversion, it's the expression of the human desire and need for companionship. In addition, there is lots of scientific evidence that supports that a human being's sexuality is determined by genetic markers in DNA, which is created before birth, meaning it is NOT a choice. As far as I understand religion, that's God's work right? So it stands to reason that God probably created Gay people as a natural form of birth control so we don't OVER populate the planet. It hasn't worked though because Gays have been forced into hiding for hundreds upon thousands of years thanks to ignornat interpretaion of religion.

God created the Earth, it's solar system, and the Universe. Therefore God ALSO created the science that governs all things, from physics to genetics. That said, denying the science behind these things is like denying God him/herself. If you do choose to deny it, that's okay; the great thing about science is that you don't have to like or agree, or even believe it, but it is ALWAYS there and right no matter what your opinion.

Also to point out, Jesus never condemned gays or even said anything about them in his original teachings. Leviticus, a HUMAN, wrote that into the bible after it had ALREADY been rewritten by more humans. A lot of religious and educated scholars have interpreted his passage about a man lying with another man as more about property rights, as women were treated as property like cattle were. He also states that you may not wear fabric woven from different cloths and eating shellfish as a sin, right before that particular passage bible thumpers love to tote. Hope you've never bought any clothes from Old Navy, Gap, etc, and have never eaten a shrimp, clam, or lobster.

You cannot literally interperate something written in a dead language thousands of years ago, then rewritten by humans and rewritten again. Look how different just the English language is from what it was 400 years ago, words to do not mean the same things a lot of the time. It is ludicris to imagine an exact translation from a language like Arameic to English and have it be perfect. That is often impossible today with languages like Spanish, Russian, etc. Words we have in English simply do not exist. Sentence structure is different, as is grammmar, in a lot of cases. If you are going to interperate the bible you can't just simply read it once, you have to take things in context and study it for years. And if you don't do that and simply translate its message literally, you are not really learning your religion, you're blindly following it. I'm sure that's NOT what Jesus would have wanted. And religious people wonder why he hasn't returned.

Don't forget, there are only six admonishments against gays in the Bible and over 350 against straights...this doesn't mean God hates straight people...it's just that they need a hell of a lot more SUPERVISION! And isn't divorce prohibited as well?? Hmmmmm...you're a hypocrite just like your bigot friends, moron. Bye now. Be gone, before someone drops a house on YOU!

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