Crossfit Gym Now Offers Nude Workouts! (NSFW)

Say what now??!

Our friends at The Gaily Grind have stumbled upon a Crossfit gym in Aarhus, Denmark that's offering nude workouts! 

Sunday evening participants at Spartan Mentality have a strict dress code: only gym socks and shoes allowed!

According to Steffen Haldrup Andersen, the creator and director of the naked Crossfit team:  “People are already so scantily clad at Crossfit that we thought we might as well throw the rest away."

We think we've found our new favorite wod!!

(H/T: The Gaily Grind)

 

UPDATE:  Was Naked Crossfit A Hoax?!

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Hello to every one out here, am here to share the unexpected miracle that happened to me three days ago, My name is Jeffrey Dowling,i live in TEXAS,USA.and I`m happily married to a lovely and caring wife,with two kids A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my wife so terrible that she took the case to court for a divorce she said that she never wanted to stay with me again,and that she did not love me anymore So she packed out of my house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get her back,after much begging,but all to no avail and she confirmed it that she has made her decision,and she never wanted to see me again. So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my wife So i explained every thing to her,so she told me that the only way i can get my wife back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for her too So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow her advice. Then she gave me the email address of the spell caster whom she visited.(bravespellcaster@gmail.com}, So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address she gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my wife back the next day what an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my wife who did not call me for the past seven {7}months,gave me a call to inform me that she was coming back So Amazing!! So that was how she came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and she apologized for her mistake,and for the pain she caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster . So, i will advice you out there to kindly email this wonderful man {bravespellcaster@gmail.com},i f you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to "bringing your ex back. So thanks to Dr Brave for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family once again.{bravespellcaster@gmail.com}, Thanks..
 

Why can't you all just LAUGH?

Peter Von Homo, sorry bud, but you are so dead wrong about this! I don't look at homo sites. It showed up on my FB as many others do. An interesting article they posted caught my eye, and here I am. Don't talk about things that you don't know, it only makes you look ignorant.

Way too much troll feeding going on here. Haven't you boys learned after all these years not to waste your time on the nutbar basement dwellers. #ClosetCases

No Mailo you are SO WRONG! Instinct actually solicits straight people on their Facebook pages. I came onto this blog unknowingly. I find its contents utterly offensive. You sex-crazed barbarians! 

Laying The Pipe: Instinct can't promote directly to you on Facebook. FB's algorithm promotes sites internally based on your past viewing habits, comments and timeline postings on FB. So, if you ended up here, that tells me that either you're a metrosexual with very gay choices in music, fashion, politics, food, travel, friends, sports, or whatever else, OR you're a closeted shirt lifter who looks at a lot of homo content on FB. #BUSTED

In my case, a friend shared the link after another friend had also shared it.
So, while he may be a bigot, it may not have to do with algorithms at all.
I've no agenda, I'm a straight woman who got here via friends on Facebook who are Crossfit junkies.

....im confused....this is a gay article from a gay page.....and hetero people is writing things about it!!....what the hell are they doing here???....what the hell are they watching this anyway....ohhh....maybe its because they like to see naked gay men doing naked weird stuff!!!!!...

Be quiet. All people do weird stuff. 

RainbowButtmonkey, it's because it is DeeSKUSTING!

Why are straight men who post on these things always so concerned with what gay men do with their dicks?

AGC, a man's penis was made to pro-create. PERIOD. You (like the rest of this group) are just trying to justify liking dick. Healthy, straight men abhor the sight of another man's dick. Seriously, what is wrong with you people?

What about healthy, straight male doctors who look at dicks all day when performing physical examinations?  I doubt there's any abhorrence, in fact, I'm sure it makes them even more comfortable in their sexuality - whatever it may be.

Yes, the penis was made for procreation, we all know that as it is basic biology.  However, just because you choose to procreate with it doesn't mean the rest of us have to.  I personally would prefer have fun with it rather than use it to make more babies, because that's just what the world needs right now...I higher population.

Either you're too in love with your penis, have some sort of deep-rooted existential issue that makes you uncomfortable at the sight of other phalli, or just overall an simple-minded lecher.  Or all of the above!  Kudos to being a fantastic person.

Well Chris, obviously women know what their poop shoot is for. And it's not a dick!

Article was a stupid HOAX. Don't you Instinct writers do your research? IDIOTS!

Look! Look at me! I'm Gay! I'm Gay! And you must like it or you are bad bad bad.

Why is it that anytime someone speaks the truth they're called a self-loathing troll? At least I love myself and my body enough to know not to stick my dick up another guys poop shoot!

You are so silly. You do realize that your dick is also involved in expelling waste from your body, so fixating on the solid versus the liquid waste just comes off as immature posturing.  Since I also find the thought of playing around with a woman's lady parts kind of icky, and boobs have never done anything for me, I can understand where you're coming from with the sentiment.  However, I don't pretend that my sexual orientation makes me somehow morally superior.  And before you start sounding off with some procreation-centered blather, from the time we were small groups of hunter-gathers to our current overpopulation crisis, keeping our numbers in some sort of balance has often been an issue.  Having a percentage of us contributing to the well-being of the group without adding additional mouths to feed and cell phones to keep charged has nearly always been a good thing.

Coz your truth might not be true to everyone, because you mask your opinions as truth

Will God did make us nude first then the women missed that up if wasn't for that we all still be nude... So I say why to go. But you will not see me that way cause God said wear cloths. but let's hear it for those who do it...

The fuck did I just read

Wow! U guys shud get a website & make some money off ur drama! 

We need the naked ladies cross fit! 

Ok, where were the ladies in these pics???? Let's diverse it up a little bit! 

The photos are rather tasteful.

It must STINK like s**t n that gym with all that bare ass hanging around. And fudge packing down that Hershey Highway. Excuse me while I throw up. 

Stingray, this is a GAY mens lifestyle magazine you absolute cretin. Keep your offensive bile to yourself. If you have an issue with this, is there nothing better you could do with your time than spewing this nonsense. And if it's so repugnant to you, why are you even here!? Moron.

I've known a lot of straight men who beg their girlfriends endlessly to let 'em poke her brown eye.

What a self-loathing troll Stingray is.

Wow...after reading through this entire column. ..I've realized how ignorant society still is about everything. ..no wonder the world is the way it is...its filled with ignorant, imature, and thoughtless people. ..sad

Ladies night! YEAH! All that dripping honey from heaven! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!

I want to go on ladies' night...

How did we manage to round up society's lowest common denominator in one comment thread? Well done!

I'd be hard the whole time, wouldn't that be dangerous?

They're ALL gay. So keep your stupidity to yourself. SHEESH!

Why is everyone assuming all these guys are gay? I know a  lot of straight nudists.More nudists I know are straight than gay. Does the gym only allow gays..like how..you have to blow another guy to prove you are gay before coming in on Naked Night?? HAHAHA! Lighten up and stop making assumptions. Are they selling it to attract a crowd and market. YEP Just as Sports Illustrated and other sports magazines for men do by putting naked/swimsuit model on their cover...don't like it...move to the moon!

So Roman, once every state has passed their "right to marry"  and get all their "rights" they're whining about, do you think they'll finally shut up about it already? Or are you going to find something else to bitch about? Enough already! All your crying and whining is giving the rest of the population a major headache. Bunch of cry babies. I think the hetero world is just giving in to them just to shut them up. Like parents do when their kid is having a temper tantrum. 

And if you really DO want equal rights then go...get on with your lives. Get married, have families, get into debt, have stress, get divorced etc. You want to be equals?  Welcome to our world...you know, the REAL world! Just remember...you asked for it. 

Then we're going to have to hear your whining and crying about that. 

Oh what fun that is going to be!

Somehow I know that you have never actually met a single gay man in your life. They are friendly, kind and levelheaded people. Also, if you really feel so strongly about people whining and causing too much noise why don't you start by practising what you preach. The world has room for everyone so we should stop trying to shut each other out. I'm sure that you would hope that someone who you had never you before would treat you kindly upon first meeting you. I suggest you forget what you hear about gay people from others and from what you see in the media and start living your life with a mind open to reason. I bet youre a great guy but making general acusations and insulting stangers makes you seem cruel and spiteful.

We are already members of the "REAL world". We work and pay taxes and care for our families. But why do we pay the same amount of taxes as those who have all of the rights and protections we are denied by law? Who is whining? We are DEMANDING the same rights as everyone else. You seem to be the most emotional of all who commented on this page! And by the way, why did you comment on this thread anyway? Was the drive to see naked men so overwhelming for you that you just HAD to click on the link? It was just in 2010 that gays were able to have the same visitation rights as heterosexuals in hospitals. Was it whining to want to be able to sit by the bed of a dying "partner"? Is it wrong to want one's "partner" to be able to sign on to the same medical insurance plan? Is it wrong to want to be legally known as Mr. and Mr. or Mrs. and Mrs. So-and-So and make a life together? If marriage isn't important to you, then don't get married. But it is important to me and I would like the person I've been with for some time now to be legally my spouse for life. I can't believe that I am responding to a troll like yourself. Just keep your TV on Fox "News" and your radio tuned to Rush Limbaugh and live in your little bubble of ignorance, you emotional wreck!

Anonymous, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Seriously. 

Look Sea..you the fuckin ass hole jerk...if you dont like what is written here than move on instead of giving out your pathetic response to the writeup or are you just afraid to admit that you Are gay...i suppose you jerking yourself and dreaming of naked man huh...just admit it that you have gay in you...
Just wondering which unlucky bitch will choose you as her bf/fiance/lover/husband with your kind of screwed up mindset...get a life dude or better still jump from a high rise building and rid of yourself with you and your kind the world be a better place to live...

No one on earth is ever going to be more of a cry baby than those with "religious rights".  They've set the gold standard on whining and crying.

and you are an asshole

You the one that is so pathetic n lame...you are just jealous us gay are living a life filled with love and here you are all alone filled with shit and nobody giving a second look at you coz why?BECAUSE YOU A A FRIIGIN ASSHOLE WITH NO LIFE

I'd rather be an asshole than the whole ass you are

Why are you masquerading as "anonymous"? Be a real man and show your real name.

Faggots will be faggots. Take anything decent, combine it with the deranged sex-crazed homo mindset, and the result is nothing but depravity and perversion.

To all of you who defend this sh*t, take a good look in the mirror. You've gone so far of the road with your "gay rights" defense, you can't see straight anymore. There's nothing a gay guy can do which you won't praise.

This is some fucked up shit.

Lets be honest here, if anybody believes in God, what does God say? He created all of us equally and treats us all the same whether were gay, straight, trans, or even our color. We are all the same and no matter what God loves us all for who we are, not who we love. I believe in God, but im not exactly religious. What about a priest who molested multiple little boys a few years ago what did we do? We buried him in sacred ground but a gay cant love someone because your sick or demented or feels wrong. Well thats your choice to feel that way. You have no right to say anything cruel or disrespectful to anybody just because you hate your life.

Assholes will be assholes. Take anything decent, combine it with the deranged brainwashed religious mindset, and the result is nothing but cruelty and evil.

To all of you who do this sh*t, take a good look in the mirror. You've gone so far off the road with your "religious rights" defense, you can't see straight anymore. There's nothing a religious person can do which you won't praise.

That is some fucked up shit.

then what? do what you "straight" people do like over sexualize women???

your opinion and what gay people are doing are pretty much the same... don't clean your mouth with your "straightness"... if it's nude women doing this stuff you'd be all crazy and masturbating in your room at your parents house (and to think you're already what? 40? and you still live with your folks? shame!)

shut up and take your opinion, put it inside a pill then lie down on your side.. take the pill and gently insert it inside your anus...

This is an online mag for gay men. Why are you here? What does that make you for reading this article. Do you like to look at naked men? Well?

YOU are some some fucked up shit! Grow up

Kill your family then yourself.

Before i do that why dont you do me and everyone on this planet wants and eager for...KILL YOUR WORTHLESS SELF AND SEE IF ANYBODY CARES OR WILL CRY AT YOUR FUNERAL...ASSHOLE FAGGOT LOWLIFE BITCH

Guys, this Anon sounds like a mentally challenged 14 y.o. boy. Leave then some and don't let him (or her) take your power. We all know he or she is wrong. Spread love!

And the purpose of cross training naked is......?

WHAT? Can someone please explain? 

Question... Why is it in the last picture of them doing squats is there no Male Productive Organs "Hanging Around"??? Just saying.... 

Not    climbing    any     rope     naked  ------

There is No Patch For Human Stupidity

You can bet your last dollar that nearly 100 percent of the gym memberships will be obtained by AIDS POSITIVE MEN, and for the few members who are AIDS NEGATIVE, they wont be for long, as everybody knows gays have NO morals and will accept an asshole full of random cum in a gym sauna.

Worthless gays deserve what they get out of their miserable lives.

If you strongly feel this way... why did you look at the photos and read the article you cock loving faggot! 

You are a fucking idiot....  Are you really that ignorant to think one can get aids from climbing a rope?  Eat shit you asshole!

You sound like a self hating, closeted homo. Are you? 

Me thinks you protest to much!

Boy aren't you full of hatred!

Wow guys, this one is crazy and ignorant. I thought Birmingham. AL was becoming less backwards and more educated in their knowledge of HIV vs AIDs. It is obvious this guy is gay and on the DL and is vengefully attacking the gay community as he may have contracted HIV because of his own ignorance, its called projection. Its a livable virus as long as you remain healthy and stay on a regimen of meds that are no longer equivalent to those even 10 yrs ago and if you're neg and take risks I recommend PrEP. I highly doubt he is Kevin Dobbins and most likely also has some vendetta against this guy in AL by using his name. Peace and educate yourselves.

WOW I cannot ever say I have ever been so OFFENDED in all my life. You are a stupid stupid person. Grow up and stop being a moron!!!

FOr a fact - in this day and age .. there are more Heterosexuals with Aids than there are Gay Men. SO get over your stupid 1920's views and move yourself into the 21st century. Wow,, all I can say is WOW. Pitty your children if you ever have some.. I so hope you never do. 

Your hateful and stereotypical comments about gays are horrific! Let's just hope you don't get cancer because you "deserve it"! 

someones being racist here.. why do u think gays r sex freaks ??? and who told u agys have no morals / why r people being racist. they may be few men who want sex not all. some gays are biologically born that way. sorry no one can deny cause i speak under psychological perspective. 

Gay is not a race. It is a sexual orientation. Racist is the wrong word to use here.

Hey mate is there something you want to tell us ;-) I have find the guys who are most insulting about us gay guys are hiding something,is there anything you want to share with us all ?

Off to polish my morals

Wow, you are the most ignorant fool I've ever come across.  That comment was just stupid!

Wow , I thought those homophobic have reached the gap of extinction , but I can see that I'm wrong :))

Well , come on , get along with the program , it's the new millennium , it's not about sexual labels it's about sexual expression , it doesn't have to exactly gay or straight . if u don't like it , just simply walk away , there's always HIV negative straight crowds for you out there :)) if you're brave enough to have sex without condoms :)) 

There is no such thing as AIDS POSITIVE you ignorant cow fucking turd. HIV Positive means you tested positive for the virus. AIDS is a disease...and it's "bet your bottom dollar" you backwoods goat pussy eating fool. You are miserable, not the gays!  Gays are incredible people that only make this world better, safer and healthier just like straights. You are not worthless though, and right before you die; miserable, regretful and alone...you will in that moment, realize you had it all wrong. God and the Universe will forgive you. NOTE: No cows or goats were actually harmed while constructing this post.

You are a homophobic, narrow-minded wanka. This is the twentieth century, it has been proven over and over again that a redneck wanka like you is just as likely to contract aids

What the Fuck is wrong with you!

They will gain their balls to the floor

There knee supports and socks should be in ROYGBIV order.  Get it together. : )

Pick your spotter wisely.

It's all fun and games until someone Rope Burns their balls...

This gives wall balls a whole new meaning.

Love this idea for sure

What a great idea! I bet you get a lot of pointers you didn't even ask for!

i see what you did there

what the hell man. training legs and squatting without a supporter! is that even gym legal? can somebody explain?

you're not that fucking stupid, please  tell me you're not that fucking stupid? 

its called squatting u fukn homo!!! bodybuilders that know how to train properly perform heavy exercises with straps and belts u idiot...thank god u do cross fit or youd embarrass yourself in a normal gym hahahahaha im a 25girl, i weigh 58kg and squat 160 for 4..no belt u fukn weak kunt hahahaha

We are what you call a bull dike

Well aren't you delightful.

For a 25yo girl, you sound like a troll. "fukn homo"? really?

Sounds like this 25yr old girl has a giant case of the bitch fits.

www.unbrokenwear.com

Have all the commenters on this article had some sort of debilitating stroke or something

There's one thing missing....women.

Women?? Ewwww!!

I wanna be part of that gym! Jeje how do I find a place like that where I live!?

I've been in love with crossfit since the day I heard of it from my late uncle. Like my late uncle said, "clothes on or not, you can guarantee I'm going to be staring at your penis through those flimsy athletic shorts while you're bench pressing." May he rest in peace.

Who owns the gym Ulisses Jr? Or should I say Ulisses Jr Jr

ulysses lll - ftfy

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