Darren Criss' New Bulge Shot In ACS: Versace Is Insane!

Andrew Cun-nam-nam-nam! Is an example of a joke that I would never make because it would be in poor taste and just plain trashy. Stunning actor Darren Criss took on the role of infamous gay serial killer Andrew Cunanan for Ryan Murphy's American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace, and in this week's fourth episode, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Criss debuted his most revealing bulge look yet. Criss first began teasing scandalous pics from the set of this hit series all the way back in May of 2017, and as of this week's episode, we can officially say that the season has indeed shaped up to be The Assassination of Underpants! Here's the non-thirst bucket synopsis (SPOILERS):

This week, as the show's reverse chronology continues, Episode 5, "Don't Ask Don't Tell" delves into Trail's backstory, his troubled time in the Navy, and how he first came to befriend Cunanan. We also return to Minneapolis to chronicle the last few days before Cunanan's murder spree began. 

Hmm, interesting. Okay back to Thirstville USA. In Don't Ask Don't Tell, Criss follows up bulgy goodness (but unfortunately not his nudity) from the season's first episode by stripping down to his tight gray undies. And when I say tight, I do mean TIGHT, as these things leave very little to the imagination. In fact, this perfect pair accentuates Criss' manly bundle better than any of his previous skimpy clothes IMHO, and make his peach more GMOh-yeah than ever! Throw in the fact that we see 1/7th buns when Criss faces towards his closet in his luxury suit, and I'm Darren you not to think these pics are hot! Ouch. Sorry. Okay enjoy!

 

 H/T: Mr. Man

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That’s it??? My left but is bigger. 

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gross and hsi feet re gross too.

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