Drake Bell "A F***ING DADDY" In Ripped Shirtless Pic
Well, since using sarcasm to make social commentary blew up in my dang face yesterday, for this go-around I'll be straight and to-the-point. Although, I am glad to see that gays can finally put aside their differences and cyberbully each other on the Internet. JK, thanks for the awesome feedback. NE WAYZ, thirty-one-year-old sassy starlet Drake Bell has a long history of taking off his shirt to the delight of the Gay Internet, and just recently he stripped down to just his towel to prove that yeah, the boy's still got it! One commenter even wrote "A F***ING DADDY." Now that's to-the-point!
Not only is he in a towel in this HAWT new Instagram pic, but he's in a towel that is folded for the freaking Gawds. I mean the care and consideration that goes into this pleated fantasy. It's not unlike something you would see in 300, and I'm basically realizing that my towel wrapping game is hovering at around a two out of ten.
If you think Bell - who rose to childhood stardom with his starring role on Nickelodeon's Drake & Josh - is a throwback, then just wait until you hear where he recently stopped by to pimp his music. Total Request Live! It's back and better than ever. Bell and the Gay Internet had a falling out back in 2015 after he tweeted the um, ill-advised jab at a recently-transitioned Caitlyn Jenner: "Sorry… Still calling you Bruce." Cringe! But he later apologized, and considering all that he has to offer the music world, and the fact that he has an insanely perfect bod that he definitely doesn't mind flaunting, is it time to forgive and forget? Or in other words, can Drake ring your Bell? Let us know in the comments! But be sure to be demeaning and accusatory! It fuels me.