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Ellen Takes Down Tabloid Reports Of "Crumbling Marriage" With Side-Splitting Monologue

Recent tabloid reports of a "crumbling marriage" between gay power couple Ellen & Portia get smacked down by Ellen in a trademark hilarious and graceful homologue. 

"It caught my eye because Portia and I were in the top right hand corner," Ellen said about the recent (and false) gossip piece. "And I thought, 'Oh that's so sweet, they're honoring us. But then I read the headline underneath. And it said: 'Ellen and Portia Marriage Crumbles.' And I was like, 'Oh, what happened? They seemed so happy.' And then I was like, 'Wait, I'm Ellen.' And I should know if that was happening."

Unfortunately, Ellen couldn't read the rest of the gripping story as the pages displaying the untrue rumor were ripped out of the magazine!

"I'll never know what's tearing my marriage apart," she joked. "I don't know what's happening."

 

 

(Via OMG Yahoo)

 

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Why have you capitalized "family?" It just seems odd to me that you would turn on someone you used to "totally love" (love might have been too strong a word here) because she turned out to be a flawed human (just like the rest of us). It's totally cool that you find her annoying now, you are totally entitled to your opinion,  and you're certainly not obligated to love her based on your orientation. I just don't understand the need to post your gripe about her publicly. What's that about?

I used to totally love Ellen but after that debacle a few yrs back when she abandoned that rescue dog because it didn't fit well with her "FAMILY" and that mess of a judge she was on American Idol [ IT'S A FRIGGIN SINGING COMPETITION FOR CRYING OUT LOUD] . Ellen has become increasingly annoying throughout the past few yrs & I can't even watch more than 20 min of her show its that annoying. Yes go ahead and call me a hater its my opinion I'm entitled to it . Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I have to love every gay celebrity. There's plenty of straight ones that annoy me too.

If you don't like her, don't read an article about her.. I'm gay too.

Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I need to pay attention to every gay celebrity. Same goes for you, too. ;)

You are entitled to your opinion... Just please keep it to yourself. 

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