Exorcists Gathering To Discuss Demonic Madonna In Poland
Is Madonna possessed by a demon?? About 300 exorcist priests appear to think so. A group of exorcists will be coming together in Poland for a five day conference where among other things, they'll review and discuss Madonna's music, concerts and, presumably, music videos.
The jokes write themselves.
Long the scourge of the Catholic Church, Madonna has often triggered Christian ire, once going through a mock crucifixion during one her stage shows.
Now her music and shows will come under the scrutiny of priests trained in the art of defeating demons, treating satanic possession and looking for the devil in a section of the conference dedicated to finding evil in popular culture.
"Part of the conference is dedicated to the hidden subliminal message in communication, and the choice of this subject was inspired by the woman who dares to call herself Madonna," said Father Andrzej Grefkowic, an exorcist and one of the organisers of the conference. "We've been worried about her concerts."
This is quite possibly the most convoluted excuse for a bunch of closeted homosexuals to get together and stan out over Madonna that we've ever come across.
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