Gay Man Almost Decapitated In Crazy 'Final Destination' Style Car Crash--Now Wants Boyfriend
His car was totaled, but Tom Comstock's sense of humor was left completely in tact!
Comstock survived a terrifying car crash in which his Nissan was rear-ended and planks of wood came crashing through his rear window nearly decapitating him and cutting off his hand.
Comstock, a Portland, Oregon nurse, attributes his survival to "divine intervention," and says:
"I lived through something I shouldn’t have ... divine intervention is the only thing I can say because my hand shouldn't be attached, neither should my head...I told God, if he's going to save me from death from this and he doesn't send me a boyfriend, I'm going to call a party foul.”
Someone buy this man a drink! (And take him on a date!)