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GOP Lawmaker Tweets Pic Of Giant Erection, Says He Was Hacked

Republican Missouri state Rep. Mark Parkinson made his constituents and Twitter followers laugh earlier this week, but for unintentional reasons. 

First, there was Rep. Parkinson's random "giant erection in the morning" joke that he tweeted Monday afternoon. Quickly after the enormous penis picture was sent to his followers, Parkinson was asked if his Twitter account had been hacked. "Yes, it was somehow compromised," he said. "I'm out walking doors and nowhere near my computer!"

Therein lies the second big laugh Parkinson awarded Twitter users: he's outside right now tweeting you guys that his account was hacked so he couldn't possibly have tweeted the erection joke moments earlier because he's outside. Tweeting.

Parkinson apologized for the random erection tweet but not for confusing everyone on his alibi and how one even walks "doors." 

(h/t: Gawker)


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Well I knew that was not his penis but I bet he can take it.

Should have just let it be. 

Just another republican hiding the truth he's a criminal and sex is behind it. I'm catching onto all the stories about these screw ups all involve politicians who's party is ultra conservative but they can't seem to keep their bigotry sex addict lying lives conservative especially when it seens most sex offenses are being done by the conservatives.

With a penis that size, porn acting propositions are coming soon!

Personally, I think the "my account was hacked" story is about as valid as "'my dog ate my homework!!"  Just own up to the joke and move on 

liar.  geez, with a penis that size you'd expect some balls to go along with it.  lol

Hahahahahahahahaha :-O

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