Gus Kenworthy Says He Would Die Happy 'Choking to Death' on This
Oh Gus Kenworthy, your naughtiness knows no end!
This past year alone, he has offered Ricky Martin and his partner Jwan Yosef a chance to make up for a "missed connection" as well as passionately making out with his boyfriend Matt Wilkas and fellow Olympian Adam Rippon all over the world. But what, in particular, would make his death full of sheer happiness if he was able to "choke to death" on it?
Get your mind out of the gutter folks! Turns out, it's a delicious soft pretzel from Auntie Anne's that would make his death simply blissful if he accidentally choked to death on it. Based on how yummy they are, we definitely couldn't agree more.
A particular type of produce (lettuce) was jealous of his love of the breaded deliciousness that is Auntie Anne's, and decided to see if he liked the crunchy green veggie as well.
His response definitely got the lettuce all wilted up:
By the way, we weren't the only one to think dirty thoughts when it came to his original tweet. See below: