Hot Selfie-Taking Baseball Player Grady Sizemore Signs w/ Boston Red Sox
You know we like to keep you up to date on all the latest sports news, Instincters. (Stop.) So we feel bad for not informing you last week about the Boston Red Sox signing outfielder Grady Sizemore to a contract.
Sizemore's one-year deal is worth $750,000, but he could be making up to $6 million with bonuses.
Sizemore's contributed a lot to the blogosphere over the years, due to his penchant for nude and barely clothed selfies. We hope he'll continue to contribute to us--and to his team in the future.
Clearly Sizemore has a lot to offer.