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Hot Speedo-Clad Football Fan Captures Ire Of Security During The Game

Updated 5 p.m. est 

Other glorious photos of the "dangerous" football fans have popped up on social networks:

You're welcome to visit our sports box anytime, gentlemen.

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Aren't there other, more pressing issues the security at Sunlife Stadium has to worry about during a Miami Dolphins game? 

Apparently not, as, according to Fandium's Instagram account, these hotties were told to put their pants back on after stripping down to Speedo's emblazoned with the Dolphins logo. Why in the world is this not allowed?!

On the other hand, they do look so good they could cause a riot!

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I completely understand, now that I am aware of your intial take on it, how a comment only providing those two pieces of information could have been perceived as having a negative and defensive tone. I genuinely was just trying to provide information about the two of them. However, there isn't much more to tell that pertains to this particular story and regarding the comments below, so that was all I had to offer. Unfortunately, text does not allow you to express tone and you couldn't see the smile on my face as I was typing. I truly do apologize to you and anyone else who misunderstood my intent and was offended by it, even for a second. :))

You didn't burst any bubbles babe, we can still look ;-)

Oh sweetie if you think either men are straight or that the majority of married men are then Ur are far more delusional than u need to be. 

Oh please.  We can all accept the reality that millions of married (to women) men are gay, but its not a majority.  It's probably the same percentage as the unmarried population.

If you've actually convinced yourself that more than half of all men married to women are gay, then it is you who is the deluded one.

I will continue to assume the best I can, thank you very much.

It's incredable to see how people freek out over nothing! So ehat if ther in swimware!! Do you see somthing hagning out?! No! Than why the fuss! Ok and to all you homophobic jerks out ther, get your head out of your ass and let people live!! Goch you people are narrow minded!! Désolé pour les fautes, je suis francais!

I am more concerned with your lack of command of the English language.

I am more concerned with your lack of command of the English language.

If you spoke any other language other than English (which for the average American is doubtful), you might have understood there last sentence there, which says "I'm sorry for the errors, I'm French." Don't be rude.

The person apologized for his poor grammar as s/he is French.  I'm more concerned with your lack of command of the French language and culture...

oooh Snap!

If anyone is really crying and that upset about men wearing Speedos, then you better never go to a beach in California or Florida, never go to a public swimming pool, or go to wal-mart or other department stores to buy underwear. These guys legally covered all of their private areas which is all you have to do legally when wearing clothes.

Instead of people criticizing what these guys were doing, how about you look at the freedom and the fun they are having. I thought what they did was AWESOME :)

There is nothing wrong with whats going on here, and its really sad to see people making fun of his body or trying to predict his sexuality, you should be ashamed of yourselves. clearly some bad parenting, sorry your parents sucked so bad 

IT'S A FREE COUNTRY ! NEVER KNEW THAT THERE WERE LAWS AGAINST A MAN OR WOMAN WEARING THEIR SWIMMING ATTIRE TO A FOOTBALL GAME, ALL OF YOU IN HERE USING THE TERMS FAG AND THINKING IT'S CUTE AND HURTFUL, YOUR THE ONLY ONE LOOKING LIKE AN ASS BY SHOOTING YOUR MOUTH OFF BECAUSE YOUR OFFENDED BY IT, YOU KNOW YOU REALLY LIKE IT AND YOUR GUILT MAKES YOUR MOUTH QUIVER, BECAUSE YOU'RE LYING ! AND HOW LONG DID YOU LOOK AT IT, LONG ENOUGH TO HAVE AN ORGASM. IMAGINE IF YOU WERE IN A CROWD OF "FAGS", AND YOU WERE WEARING YOUR WIVES BRA OR PANTIES, NOW THAT WOULD BE FREAKY SIGHT FOR KIDS TO SEE. STOP LOOKING IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SEE, CAUSE EVERYTIME YOU KEEP LOOKING BACK AT IT, YOUR ATTRACTION TO IT EVEN GETS GREATER. YOU JUST WISHED YOUR FAT ASS COULD EVEN FIT INTO A PAIR OF SPEEDOS, LIVE AND LET LIVE BECAUSE YOUR CURIOSITY, IS KILLING YOU....IDIOT !

wow your a fucking moron! call me when you have kids you fucking faggot and when you're going to try to stop your kids for dressing up like this fucking dipshit !

Will: Yea dude, because of these two guys...parents everywhere are now suddenly finding their school age children coming downstairs dressed in speedos for the football game. It's basically an epidemic now. Crap. 

I feel sorry for your kids if that's the way you're bringing them up to think and speak you loathsome, thick Muppet.

This is to the tool who used the word faggot when talking about his kids

I HAVE KIDS AND I DIDN'T TEACH THEM THE WAYS OF LOVE THAT YOUR TEACHING YOUR CHILDREN TO HATE AND BE HATED, JUST DON'T HOPE YOUI TEACH THEM TO BE BULLIED LIKE YOU WERE, GET A LIFE AND QUIT TRYING TO BE A CHRISTIAN ! SEE YOU ONLY THINK YOU GET TO PEOPLE BY CALLING THEM NAMES...TYEACH YOUR CHILDREN WELL< MR. THINK THAT YOUR THE PERFECT FATHER...AZZHOLE !

WOW Will....you are very intense, a speedo is not sexual, its very common in most parts of the world. I dont see how a kid would care unless their parents made a big deal. You sound like you are from some back woods bible belt area in the states.....am i wrong?Also sounds like your parents are a piece of shit if you turned out like this.. epic fail... or inbreeding?

RIGHT ON DUDE, MY PARENTS TAUGHT US NOT TO JUDGE PEOPLE BY THE COLOR OR RELIGION, BUT THIS GUY WIL,  MUST LOCK HIS KIDS UP IN THE HOUSE AND PROBABLY MOLESTS THEM...SO SAD TO SEE THAT. THOSE ARE THE ONES THAT DON'T TURN OUT GAY BUT END UP GOING OUT IN THE WORLD RAPING AND MOLESTING THEIR OWN CHILDREN !

Thanks man, he is a dying breed in this country. in 20 years his kind will  be in the fossil records. we are moving forward with open minded thinking and empathy as a country :)

Will you should just stop talking. You obviously don't know how to look at things from both sides of the situation. People obsessively curse at football games, drink like crazy and make asses of themselves and I bet you have no problem with that. But the fact that you are getting all worked up over someone who is wearing something that is perfectly legal because both of the private areas are covered; makes you nothing but a close minded baby.

Stop calling people faggots. Honestly you just sound like an uneducated douchebag which makes me hope you don't have kids because the last thing your kids should have to grow up with is knowning how much of a dipshit their dad is. Look at what others do around football games before questioning what these guys did. Honestly I rather 2 guys wearing Speedos just enjoying the game be seen rather than drunken idiots that are using every curse word in the book.

Is that what you want your kids exposed to? Idiots that don't know how to control their language around children? I bet you didn't even think of that.

i hope u dont have kids! u have zero class, teaching your kids foul language i'm sure, and  ur raising more ignorant, hateful, trashy little runts!

Actually, sir, the only "fucking moron" here is yourself and people who think like you. Calling someone a "fucking faggot" regardless of whether or not their sexual preference is that which involves members of the same sex is rude, immature, and completely uncalled for in every way, shape, form, and fashion. "Dressing up like this fucking dipshit" is the equivalent of putting on a bathing suit and going swimming in the ocean, a lake, a pool, etc. Many people wear speedos in public pools, public water parks, and in the various other public places and no one ever has an issue with it except for those that are so insecure with their own bodies and sexualities that the attire makes them question themselves. So, ask you sir, are you quite positive that you in fact are straight/heterosexual? Because you seem to feel threatened and challenged by an everyday, common-place male swimming suit that is completely and perfectly legal to wear in public places, including a football game. 

To top things off, explaining to a child of any age that a man like this one is wearing a swimming suit because he feels like it, is pretty much exactly how I just said it. "That man is wearing a swim suit because he feels like it and it's perfectly okay because he's not being inappropriate or causing anyone distress or anguish." So, take your cowardly words and comments and go someplace else where your type of hate is acceptable, which is not anywhere on the current inhabited planet. Good-bye.

Try explaining this to a 9yr, that this wardrobe is adequate for public appearance.

Will: Unless you have to have conversations with your 9 year old every time you see a girl in a bikini at the same events, on magazine covers at the grocery store and at any beach on planet earth....then maybe you should just admit you are personally uncomfortable with the idea and are trying to justify it.

It's not our job to babysit or change our lives for your 9 y/o If you don't want to parent, give your child to someone that does !

Try acting like kids don't see this every single day on tv but with women instead of men. Once you can successfully say that kids aren't exposed to the female body on a daily basis and told that seeing them in bikinis and underwear that is gender appropriate in public and in display almost everywhere without lying to their face, I'll be happy to explain this to your nine year old so that you don't have to face the risk of being a parent that had open, honest communication with your kids and truly prepared them for the way people like you treat others just because something is different than your own personal "norm."

I'm there for family time! I'm not there to explain why fucktard roam the earth!

True enough, I think it'd be hard to explain to your kids why you roam the earth as well. 

if it wasn't for breeders like me you wouldn't exist! unfortunately you should have been a spill on the sheets!

Actually, my parents are nothing like you. They're not foul mouthed and they're definitely not rude assholes like yourself either. I'm happy to be here because of my parents being the hetereosexuals that they are, but that doesn't mean that I'm ungrateful to all the other heterosexuals in the world. You can be heterosexual and not be a complete and total waste of life and space, like yourself. Your kids are destined to grow up full of hate for anyone and anything that is different than themselves because of you and I hope that the day comes that you see them turn on you for being "old" and "different" as well because then you'll realize that the fruits of your labors are indeed rotten to the core, like yourself. You're a moron, through and through, Will. If anyone should have been a spill on the sheets, it is most certainly yourself because the last thing this world needs is more hatred and hateful people like yourself. At least I'm open-minded and happy with my own life to the point that when correcting you and pointing out your flaws, I know that I'm right and you're wrong, and at the same time, my life is going to be infinitely more enjoyable than any life you have or that you're going to provide your children. I feel so very sorry for the children that you raise. They'll have such hate filled lives and unhappy adulthoods like yours. It's a shame that people like you are allowed to raise children instead of others that are happy, open-minded, honest, and accepting individuals that would spread love and not hate.

Exactly. I completely agree you. 

Hey I understand what you were saying, but to the man's defense, he wasn't nude and he was covering the areas he had to legally cover which is the front private areas and the buttocks. 

I also want to ask you this, what about the people that get overly drunk at football games and get bit overboard. Try explaining to a 9yr old how alcohol is adequate for public appearances. (I don't actually think alcohol is bad. I drink it myself, just using this as an example).

Not saying what you are thinking is wrong, just saying that you should think about what the man is actually doing that is perfectly legal. He's just wearing a Speedo that covers all his private areas.

Its no different than what you would see at the beach. And why is this any different than girls in a bikini top and short shorts.

"This wardrobe is adequate for public appearance." There, I've explained it.

Everyone has their own way of expressing themselves.  Some are a little more unusual than others.

bravo to a man who stands up for what he wants to do...WHO WAS HE HURTING....

COME ON FOLKS...GIVE IT A BREAK

Why is he a HOMO because he is in his swimming suit?

And you know EVERY straight person around him is thinking, "Come on fag! Cover it up."

"EVERY straight person"

It's so sad that you've let yourself think this way.  I understand the temptation, but it isn't good for you, and it isn't good for the other people in your life - gay or straight.

And you know EVERYTHING you just typed can not be true, there were obviously people who wanted their photos taken with these guys. Both woman as well as men (who look pretty burly and straight to me but who knows this day and age) are shown with them. Not everyone is so small minded as you.

So you're putting a lot of thought into this. You must really like this guy. I'm glad you're supporting him inspite of your limited vocabulary. I'm sure if you were there you would be praying, "Please whip it out, please whip it out. 

yes, he's clearly a homo 

As a matter of fact, he is not. He's a friend of mine and he is straight. Sorry to disappoint some of you :)

so sure of yourself it seems...he must of fucked you before the game?

It's just a bathing suit! Jeesh! It's not like he is naked! I wish America would get over its aversion of the human body! It's natural!

agreed! 

How is this any different than drunken Frat Boys in makeup and shirtless, not that they should be, as it's winter and subzero, but they're really fat, and this guy?

Can't wait for the current facial hair fad to be over and done with. Facial hair comes and goes, but the last time clean-shaven was "out" was when heating was unreliable and people often froze to death indoors. Well, that or when some fundamentalist religious order told you not to shave. 

And yes, some people can pull off some beards fairly well... But this guy? What the hell is going on? You shave your body, but grow an unkempt, un-groomed caves of Afghanistan beard?  AND wear a speedo? I mean, I'm all for having your own look, but talk about disconnected trends. Beard from the 2000's, body from the 90's, and swimsuit from the 70's!

shady shady shady....oh rude too, lets not forget that 

I disagree wholeheartedly about the facial hair. I firmly believe that any man who is capable of growing a nice, thick, appropriately-trimmed beard has a sacred obligation to do so.

I think it's great that he's uninhibited enough to wear a Miami Dolphin speedo to the game. After all he does have a hot body. I wish he were sitting next to ME in the stadium. I guarantee if it were a hot girl in Miami Dolphin bikini, no one would say a word that it's inappropriate.

Wow lots of people judging his body, great job everyone. Im sure you are just so much more well rounded as a person.

Sorry, girls... and girls! Yes, he's freaking hot... but c'mon... this is totally inappropriate. He's not walking the streets of P-town, Key West, or West Hollywood. Put some damn pants on! You're in a public arena... not a pubic arena.

You're a moron and a total waste of space. If it was a chick in a bikini, you'd not have a harsh word to say to/about her. This guy is obviously exponentially more attractive than you could ever dream to be in a speedo and therefore you're jealous and whiny since he has the balls (literally and figuratively) to be in public with one on. So, before you spout your self-righteous banter about how it's inappropriate, why not check your personal feelings about your hideously grotesque self-image at the door and see this for what it is, a guy enjoying a sport that he loves, with his friends, in a manner that he feels comfortable doing so and in the process is hurting absolutely no one as he is not showing off anything inappropriate in the first place.

If women can do it and it's okay and fine by men, then men can do the same damn thing and it still be okay. If not, you're a sexist fool who's threatened by the attractiveness and courage of a man that is proud of his body and is willing to show it off. That's pretty sad.

The beard and the boy are perfect. 

Hopefully he's more of a grower than a shower.

RUDE, im sure hes hotter the you are

But... he's hot with box.. yumm

And his point.... was???
Come on people... REALLY? Don't have better things to do...to draw attention to yourself...cause your life is that dull and boring..!?!?

His point is to support his team GET WITH IT PEOPLE , just having a little fun ... LIVE A LITTLE

Agree! It's inappropriate behavior like this that gives US a bad name. And notice how the majority of comments in this thread have to do with his beard or the size of his package... rather than the main issue.

Sorry, sorry. Quite right. Just so distracted/thrown off by the whole "mountain man beard/shaved chest/drag queen legs" combo. 

Nice beard, but itty bitty legs are no good. Dont match his nice upper body

Say's the 300lb troll from his mother basement.

Just one question.. Had this been a hot girl in a bikini???

THEN SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN RAPED BY A SRT8 GUY ! LOL

He's a bottom. 

That makes him even hotter to me... ;)

He's gorgeous!! I just wish his body hair matched his face!! And that beard is perfect!! Men. . . Are suppose to be hairy!!

Yes!!!!   I can't wait until the smooth look goes out of fashion again a la the 70s.  I love hair on a man.  

Jonathan I love your brain! 

Usually I have respect for authority but in this case I think I'd be throwing bottles at Security and money at Speedo. Wtf, how come some guys get to be so frikkin' perfect??

Some jealous morbidly obese hater no doubt... 'Murica!

NO KIDDING AND HE PROBABLY BELONGS TO THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH ! HOW CAN ONE BE A CHRISTIAN AND BE A HATER....H Y P O C R I T E ! 

Or maybe the security guard is actually asking for the speedo cladded guy's phone number so they can catch up later? ;-) 

I'm sure the Dolphins have much more to worry about than hot guys wearing speedos at their stadium... you know, like not sucking at football

I thought that he made the game a lot more interesting. What a hottie! 

talk about DECENT exposure!

EVERYTIME YOU PICK YOUR NOSE AND EAT IT, THAT'S INDECENT, EVERYTIME YOU SCRATCH YOUR ASS AND SMELL IT THAT'S INDECENT, EVERTIME YOU HIT YOUR WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND THAT'S INDECENT, EVERTIME YOU OPEN YOU STINKY MOUTH WITH GINGERVITIS, THAT'S IDECENT AND EVERTIME YOU WIPE YOUR ASS AND STILL HAVE A BROWN RACING STRIPE UP AND DOWN THE MIDDLE THAT'S INDECENT, YOUR MODESTY IS KILLING YOU, AND ALL OF THE STRESS AND WORRY IS KILLING,...WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE, AND SAVE US THE PAIN AND SORROW. CAUSE AFTER YOUR DEAD< YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORYY ABOUT ANYMORE SHIT EVER AGAIN ! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

What is REALLY stupid about this is that the guy is wearing a Miami Dolphins Speedo...  If they don't want you to wear them, why do they SELL them?????

Well, when your seats are that high up you might as well catch some rays!

DAMN!  That beard! GET RID OF IT!!!!!!!

Some women want their men to look like 11 year old boys. It's better than actually dating an 11 year old boy, I suppose...

are you a belieber pussy?

BEARDS ARE EVERYTHING, AND NOTHING CAN TAKE THEM AWAY!

Astrolabio - you're a hero to the hirsute crowd.

I didn't use to like beards either, but suddenly I find them attractive, on the right person/style/etc.

No Shave November Mike! Lol...admittedly I'd prefer less beard..but still a hottie.

What's with the beard??? A perfect body ruined by disgusting facial hair! Puke!

The beard? It's because he's a man. Men have beards.

You are spot on the money with that comment

Are you crazy!? The beard is fucking HOT! Facial hair, especially on this guy, is so manly and handsome.

AMEN!!! SISTAH...

Dude, it's officially authorized Miami Dolphins swimwear...I think he's super hottttt!

EXACTLY!!!!!

omg he is stunning !!!

He's wearing more than the Cheerleaders do practically.

We've gone from a nation worried about the dress code and hair length in schools to now this...

maybe the chocolate drop wants to frisk him LOL

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