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Hot Speedo-Clad Football Fan Captures Ire Of Security During The Game

Updated 5 p.m. est 

Other glorious photos of the "dangerous" football fans have popped up on social networks:

You're welcome to visit our sports box anytime, gentlemen.

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Aren't there other, more pressing issues the security at Sunlife Stadium has to worry about during a Miami Dolphins game? 

Apparently not, as, according to Fandium's Instagram account, these hotties were told to put their pants back on after stripping down to Speedo's emblazoned with the Dolphins logo. Why in the world is this not allowed?!

On the other hand, they do look so good they could cause a riot!

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shady shady shady....oh rude too, lets not forget that 

I disagree wholeheartedly about the facial hair. I firmly believe that any man who is capable of growing a nice, thick, appropriately-trimmed beard has a sacred obligation to do so.

I think it's great that he's uninhibited enough to wear a Miami Dolphin speedo to the game. After all he does have a hot body. I wish he were sitting next to ME in the stadium. I guarantee if it were a hot girl in Miami Dolphin bikini, no one would say a word that it's inappropriate.

Wow lots of people judging his body, great job everyone. Im sure you are just so much more well rounded as a person.

Sorry, girls... and girls! Yes, he's freaking hot... but c'mon... this is totally inappropriate. He's not walking the streets of P-town, Key West, or West Hollywood. Put some damn pants on! You're in a public arena... not a pubic arena.

You're a moron and a total waste of space. If it was a chick in a bikini, you'd not have a harsh word to say to/about her. This guy is obviously exponentially more attractive than you could ever dream to be in a speedo and therefore you're jealous and whiny since he has the balls (literally and figuratively) to be in public with one on. So, before you spout your self-righteous banter about how it's inappropriate, why not check your personal feelings about your hideously grotesque self-image at the door and see this for what it is, a guy enjoying a sport that he loves, with his friends, in a manner that he feels comfortable doing so and in the process is hurting absolutely no one as he is not showing off anything inappropriate in the first place.

If women can do it and it's okay and fine by men, then men can do the same damn thing and it still be okay. If not, you're a sexist fool who's threatened by the attractiveness and courage of a man that is proud of his body and is willing to show it off. That's pretty sad.

The beard and the boy are perfect. 

Hopefully he's more of a grower than a shower.

RUDE, im sure hes hotter the you are

But... he's hot with box.. yumm

And his point.... was???
Come on people... REALLY? Don't have better things to do...to draw attention to yourself...cause your life is that dull and boring..!?!?

His point is to support his team GET WITH IT PEOPLE , just having a little fun ... LIVE A LITTLE

Agree! It's inappropriate behavior like this that gives US a bad name. And notice how the majority of comments in this thread have to do with his beard or the size of his package... rather than the main issue.

Sorry, sorry. Quite right. Just so distracted/thrown off by the whole "mountain man beard/shaved chest/drag queen legs" combo. 

Nice beard, but itty bitty legs are no good. Dont match his nice upper body

Say's the 300lb troll from his mother basement.

Just one question.. Had this been a hot girl in a bikini???

THEN SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN RAPED BY A SRT8 GUY ! LOL

He's a bottom. 

That makes him even hotter to me... ;)

He's gorgeous!! I just wish his body hair matched his face!! And that beard is perfect!! Men. . . Are suppose to be hairy!!

Yes!!!!   I can't wait until the smooth look goes out of fashion again a la the 70s.  I love hair on a man.  

Jonathan I love your brain! 

Usually I have respect for authority but in this case I think I'd be throwing bottles at Security and money at Speedo. Wtf, how come some guys get to be so frikkin' perfect??

Some jealous morbidly obese hater no doubt... 'Murica!

NO KIDDING AND HE PROBABLY BELONGS TO THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH ! HOW CAN ONE BE A CHRISTIAN AND BE A HATER....H Y P O C R I T E ! 

Or maybe the security guard is actually asking for the speedo cladded guy's phone number so they can catch up later? ;-) 

I'm sure the Dolphins have much more to worry about than hot guys wearing speedos at their stadium... you know, like not sucking at football

I thought that he made the game a lot more interesting. What a hottie! 

talk about DECENT exposure!

EVERYTIME YOU PICK YOUR NOSE AND EAT IT, THAT'S INDECENT, EVERYTIME YOU SCRATCH YOUR ASS AND SMELL IT THAT'S INDECENT, EVERTIME YOU HIT YOUR WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND THAT'S INDECENT, EVERTIME YOU OPEN YOU STINKY MOUTH WITH GINGERVITIS, THAT'S IDECENT AND EVERTIME YOU WIPE YOUR ASS AND STILL HAVE A BROWN RACING STRIPE UP AND DOWN THE MIDDLE THAT'S INDECENT, YOUR MODESTY IS KILLING YOU, AND ALL OF THE STRESS AND WORRY IS KILLING,...WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE, AND SAVE US THE PAIN AND SORROW. CAUSE AFTER YOUR DEAD< YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORYY ABOUT ANYMORE SHIT EVER AGAIN ! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

What is REALLY stupid about this is that the guy is wearing a Miami Dolphins Speedo...  If they don't want you to wear them, why do they SELL them?????

Well, when your seats are that high up you might as well catch some rays!

DAMN!  That beard! GET RID OF IT!!!!!!!

Some women want their men to look like 11 year old boys. It's better than actually dating an 11 year old boy, I suppose...

are you a belieber pussy?

BEARDS ARE EVERYTHING, AND NOTHING CAN TAKE THEM AWAY!

Astrolabio - you're a hero to the hirsute crowd.

I didn't use to like beards either, but suddenly I find them attractive, on the right person/style/etc.

No Shave November Mike! Lol...admittedly I'd prefer less beard..but still a hottie.

What's with the beard??? A perfect body ruined by disgusting facial hair! Puke!

The beard? It's because he's a man. Men have beards.

You are spot on the money with that comment

Are you crazy!? The beard is fucking HOT! Facial hair, especially on this guy, is so manly and handsome.

AMEN!!! SISTAH...

Dude, it's officially authorized Miami Dolphins swimwear...I think he's super hottttt!

EXACTLY!!!!!

omg he is stunning !!!

He's wearing more than the Cheerleaders do practically.

We've gone from a nation worried about the dress code and hair length in schools to now this...

maybe the chocolate drop wants to frisk him LOL

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