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JFK's Grandson Jack Schlossberg Says His Coming Out Report Is Fake

Though we perked up to a report from Queerty stating that Jack Schlossberg, President JFK's grandson, had come out of the closet (who doesn't want to marry into Camelot?), the American royal has released a statement claiming the information to be fake. 

Queerty's report (which gained a bit of traction Thursday) screencapped a Twitter feed and linked to a story that allegedly featured Jack's coming out statement. 

Jack had this to say about it all:

“The article was written by someone who impersonates me online,” Schlossberg told Gawker via his Yale University email address. “I did not write the article and, for the record, am not gay. Thanks.”

“I believe the link [to the article] was a fake in the first place," he continued.

Wah-wah. Too good to be true.

 

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I am pretty well convinced that my grandfather, Abraham Schlossberg, a dress maker and retailer, was indeed a closeted gay man. So, let's trace the genes.

let's trace the genes?  you'll notice in this same issue evidence that the genes involved only pass from the mother.  So grandpa S. isn't the one that would matter in this case.

he now fly's to Japan on weekends to have the best sushi with his mom who is now our US Ambassador to Japan.

Such a shame.  Well, like I always say, "They can't all play on our team.  Our straight girlfriends need loving too."

Now, what about that one Kennedy who was dating Taylor Swift?  When is he coming out?  :)

Oh well. Now it's time for his girlfriends reactions; NO, HE IS NOT GAY! NO WAY! 
Oh yeah? 
Really? 

Hmmmm....

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