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Joel Osteen Encourages A Little Friendly Masturbation

Okay, so maybe it was an unfortunate choice of words. But we still enjoyed the Twitter faux pas!

Apparently Televangelist Joel Osteen was trying to spread some words of wisdom Thursday when, trying to explain what makes a true friend, he inadvertently encouraged a little hand action. And the tweet went a little something like...

“A true friend walks in when everybody else walks out,” he wrote. “A true friend doesn’t rub it in when you make a mistake. They rub it out.”

We agree, Joel. A true friend will help rub one out...and capture a screen grab before things can be deleted off Twitter.  

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Comments

that is not what he meant he meant that in no sexual way... and you guys know it.

"a true friend helps you rub one out"

that's not masterbation, that's a handjob!

Ha. Potatoe potato

Bahaha!

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