Mom Reacts To Walking In On Her Gay Teen Son Masturbating

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We got a laugh out of this one! Check out how one awesome mom reacted when she walked in on her gay teen son masturbating. 

Christopher Shea writes

So the year was 2002 and I was a teen of 14 years old when finally my folk decided it was time to let me have a key and on Thursdays when my sister had Junior Achievement, allow me to be alone in our house for the 2 hours before my Mom got home from work. So as young male teens tend to do I often put this time to use doing things to myself that I would never had admitted to at the time to any of my friends.

One such Thursday afternoon I was poking around in my parents room (to be honest I was looking for spare change in my Dad’s bureau when I discovered a shoe box in the bottom drawer. Inside the shoe box were 6 older VHS tapes with titles such as: “Ticket to ride her”, “Sin-derella”. And so forth. Let’s just say I was pleased with the images on the tape covers as there were almost naked guys having sex with girls on them. So of course I wanted to see naked adult men having sex, even if it involved seeing women too …… So fast forward 10 minutes and tape 1 is in the player, I am naked on the couch making an amusement park ride out of my body, when all of a sudden the front door swings open and my MOTHER walks into the living room.

I had two choices……turn off the porn and let her see me naked and aroused, or cover myself with the nearby throw pillow and let her see the movie I was watching. I chose the pillow and started to cover up when my Mother, God Bless her, turns on a dime and walks out the door she came in through. Fast forward 5 minutes. I am dressed in my bedroom, pretending to study, the tape is back in the shoebox where it came from, and my Mom walks back in the house, down the hall to my room. She knocks and I say “come in”. I am shaking with fear and embarrassment. She asked me how my day was, and if I wanted something to eat before dinner. She tells me that she wasn’t feeling very well that afternoon and Hasbro sent her home a couple of hours early. I am thinking….wait, what, she didn’t catch me? My Mother never mentioned this incident to me, but a few weeks later when I went to fetch another tape the shoebox was missing.

Over the next weeks I convinced myself that she didn’t see a thing. Yesterday afternoon I got a box in the mail from home. I opened it up and along with the old VCR tapes I had as a kid/teen was a vaguely familiar shoebox with 6 VCR tapes in it and a sticky note on top which read: Christopher, I saw what was going on, but never spoke of it to your father. Boys will be Boys. Love Mom.

​ ​We're quite certain we would have been traumatized for life. (And that goes for our moms too.)

Shout out to Christopher Shea for sharing his story with our friends at The Gaily Grind-- and "for making an amusement park ride out of my body" which actually made us laugh out loud. 

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My now ex-wife walked in on her two teen age boys (my step-sons) masturbating once. She screamed and ran out of the room. She insisted I tell them to stop. I just looked at her and said, "if God had not intended us to masturbate he would have put our dicks in the middle of our backs." Needless to say, our relationship was downhill from there.

It was my older sister that came unannouced into my room as I was masturbating. It was just as I was climaxing, so there was no pretending that I wasn't doing what I was doing.

My brother walked in on me...in my late 20s.

The amusement park is a Seinfeld reference. I love his mom.

My mom, would have told me to coverthe couch with a sheet and make sure I clean up and put things back where they belong.  Fortunately, I never got caught we lived in the country and had a long driveway that aloud you to hear anyone pulling up to the hous and giving you enough time to not get caught. :)

"Boys will be boys". Smart, smart woman.

so he still hasn't come out to them?

Amusement park ride had me laughing also. Great article. Great people.

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