This Naughty Ornament Is Perfect For The Thirstiest Hoes On Your List

We know it's crazy early to be talking about Christmas in July, but some of you overachievers like to have a leg up on the basic bitches when it comes to looking ahead for unique gift and decoration options.

And for all those hoes who like to keep a well trimmed bush for the holidays, we may have just found your first must-have item!

Thanks to C&C for tipping us off to Paperchase, who just released snaps of their forthcoming eggplant emoji ornament!

We wonder if they'll release a peach, to match?

H/T: C&C