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New Orleans Saints Player Jonathan Vilma Is Afraid A Gay Player Will Look At Him

Gah! We're so bored with this type of thinking. 

New Orleans Saints linebacker Jonathan Vilma demonstrated his own insecurity during an interview with NFL Network's Andrea Kramer that aired on Super Bowl Sunday. When asked about potentially playing and sharing a locker room with a gay teammate, Vilma responded:

"I think he would not be accepted as much as we think he would be accepted. I don't want people to just naturally assume, oh, we're all homophobic. That's really not the case. Imagine if he's the guy next to me, and you know, I get dressed, naked, taking a shower, the whole nine, and it just so happens he looks at me, how am I supposed to respond?"

Yes. Imagine it. 

Unless all of your teammates have suddenly gone blind in your presence, they've all looked at you and somehow they've managed not to try to penetrate you with their penis. 

We have a hunch that an openly gay teammate may be able to restrain themselves. 

But it'll be difficult since you're just so charming.


(H/T: Outsports)


What Mr. Vilma fails to realize is that a gay teammate has ALREADY been looking at him cuz if 10% is true in the populous..., stands to reason the same goes for the locker room of the New Orleans Saints!!

Sleep well Jonathan :)


he's scared his gay teammates, going to see "the whole nine" ...that's hysterical.

I'm sure he looks at women's asses all the time and doesn't give a damn if it makes them uncomfortable

You're not even Hott get over yourself

Exactly. Instinct dropped the ball on this one because he is far from eye candy.

Gay men are always l looking at you Bro? Don't flatter yourself fool.

This jerk needs a nice big black piece of man beef shoved down his throat.

He's ugly.

What a moron!

Why anyone would want to even be in the same room with him is a surprise to me.

He's not even cute anyway.

Get over yourself, no one wants to jump get back to your twitter rant about Coke and America the Beautiful. 

He Looked at me!!  I'll tell mommy, I'll tell mommy.  

Poor thing.

Get over yourself.

I could tell you right now, if I were a gay player on his team, I sure as hell would NOT be looking at his ugly ass. I can tell by looking at his ugly face that he would not get my dick hard.

Awwwww... poor baby. What a pussy.

Fear not. We're Ok with your lack of equipment and won't make fun of you.

REally - so ignorant.  WE are not interested !

Why is it almost always the most hurt looking mofo who fears gays looking at them?

And what is so special that looking at him would make any gay man go so crazy that he could not stop himself from jumping him???....or worse...what if a gay man looked at him in the locker room and thought...What ever??? .....Oh wait, that reminds me....I need to stop at the store and buy some beanie weenies.

People like this have such small minds.  I feel bad for them.

why straight guys are sooo stupid

ask them: do you like all the women in the world?sure they will answer NO

well,not all the gays like all the straight guys, 

get over it

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