New Orleans Saints Player Jonathan Vilma Is Afraid A Gay Player Will Look At Him
Gah! We're so bored with this type of thinking.
New Orleans Saints linebacker Jonathan Vilma demonstrated his own insecurity during an interview with NFL Network's Andrea Kramer that aired on Super Bowl Sunday. When asked about potentially playing and sharing a locker room with a gay teammate, Vilma responded:
"I think he would not be accepted as much as we think he would be accepted. I don't want people to just naturally assume, oh, we're all homophobic. That's really not the case. Imagine if he's the guy next to me, and you know, I get dressed, naked, taking a shower, the whole nine, and it just so happens he looks at me, how am I supposed to respond?"
Yes. Imagine it.
Unless all of your teammates have suddenly gone blind in your presence, they've all looked at you and somehow they've managed not to try to penetrate you with their penis.
We have a hunch that an openly gay teammate may be able to restrain themselves.
But it'll be difficult since you're just so charming.