New Zealand Banned Commercial: Deck Maintenance!
A friend once told us that if you want to talk with a New Zealand accent, just replace your "e" sounds with "i" sounds. For example, "text" becomes "tixt" and voila, you sound like a Kiwi!
This exercise is used to hilarious effect in this satirical video from New Zealand (and courtesy of our friends at Towleroad).
In case you were curious about how to best take care of your deck, this guy's here to show you!
Keep your deck clean, Instincters!