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Pat Robertson: Jesus Would Not Have Baked A Gay Couple A Wedding Cake

Pat Robertson's latest incoherent ramblings is quite entertaining. Watch as Pat works up a sweat attempting to jump through logistical hoops to explain why he thinks Jesus would not have baked a gay couple a wedding cake. 

 

 

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Disgraceful 

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Guess he musta talked to

Christ face to

face in the bakery. 

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It was actually really normal for men to sleep with men when Jesus was around. It actually even was when they wrote the fucking book about 400 years later ... So I am not sure where he went to school, but at least the history lessons sucked big time there !!

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Pat. Just piss off u homophobic prick. God loves everyone.

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/// God loves everyone ///

No He doesn't.

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Due to the distortion created around the one now called "Jesus of Nazareth" is sad that anyone on this planet would believe they have a clue regarding what Jesus would, or would not do; http://www.focusonrecovery.net/mattersoffaith/Jesus.html

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Why does anybody pay attention to anything that this mentally-impaired person comes up with. He should be totally ignored.

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Greetings Dick Z... By design, religious indoctrination is a programming which prevents ones such as Mr Robertson from reality; http://www.focusonrecovery.net/mattersoffaith/Jesus.html  

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Agreed!  But, I cannot understand why he is given space to prove this.

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Jesus also would not have headed a billion dollar religious empire, making money off of the donations of the "sheep" whom he is supposed to shepherd either.   (This asshole and those like him irritate me mightily: hypocrites of the very first water.)

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He was a carpenter, he'd have made the banquet table!

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Same stuff they said about women's rights, same thing they said about black rights, maybe next week it will be all blondes are evil.

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He's ready lord, hes ready! 

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Amen.   Take him now, please.

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Yes he is!

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He Is worried about having more kids when this planet is pushing 7 billion a d limited resorces. And as far as jesus. He hung around outcast like gamblers and prostitues. So I think lgbt wld also b there w him. Stfu Pat

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Yes. Gays would have been stoned to death 2000 years ago. Does that help rationalize your bigotry and stupidity, Patty?  Gays would have been killed. Just like, oh I dunno... Jesus who was hung on a cross. 

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He would have built them the bed to lady in instead 

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Of course he wouldn't have.. he's a carpenter not a baker, duh Pat!

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