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Is Putin Ready to Out Obama as Gay?

Rev. Dr. James Manning, pastor of Harlem's ATLAH World Missionary Church, predicts that the Russian government is preparing to out Barack Obama ("Mr. Long-Legged Mac Daddy") as gay.

When we read that our first thought was, "A gay president? AWESOME!"  Then we remembered that Manning's church is best known for its crazy signs claiming, among other things, that "Jesus would stone homos" and that black men are being snatched away from black women by white gays (which is just ridiculous because goddess knows, we've tried).

Here's his insanity quote from last week: "I want to prognosticate today that 100 days from this very hour... Either Vladimir Putin himself or one of his assistants or someone within the Russian government will call Mr. Long-Legged Mac Daddy, will call him an outright gay, pervert, homosexual, sodomite. This will happen within 100 days."

Just so you understand the utter seriousness of this, it means we all have less than a hundred days to plan our parties.

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