Russell Brand Details The Time He Hooked Up With A Guy In A Pub Bathroom
If you're looking for an excuse to skip lunch today, Russell Brand has given you just that.
Russell revealed the same-sex hookup during an interview on fellow British comedian Richard Herring's new podcast:
“I trawled around Soho…going [to] various gay bars, gay gyms trying to pick people up with a film crew,” he said.
“I went in this pub and I goes: ‘Anyone want me to wank them off? And this bloke goes, ‘Yep’. Like as if I was saying: ‘Does anyone want a packet of crisps [potato chips] from the bar…?’
“So we goes to the lavvy – me, him, the director – and…he gets his willy out. And it was not nice. The phallus is…I like mine and you see some others in paintings that look all right but his looked like a rag. I took it betwixt my fingers thusly. It were [sic] like massaging a naked mole rat and it wouldn’t go hard!
“And we’re…in the toilet with the director standing there filming me and he goes, ‘I think…it would be easier if I was able to touch yours.' And I [thought] ‘Fucking hell mate, do us a favor!’ And the director goes: ‘Go on Russell it would be funny. I’m such a sex narcissist that, even though I’m not gay, I still wanted to be good at giving him a wank. So I take down my trousers and pants, and then the bloke sort of mauled at my genitals while I wanked him off. After about 11 minutes, he spat a string of grey jism.”
Russell was filming the segment for a TV show during his early career titled RE:Brand, and blames the incident on "being in the grips of heroin."
Here's the episode (find the interview further below):