Russian Priest Believes Beards 'Protect' Men from Being Gay

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A Russian Priest, who is friends with Vladimir Putin, has advised Russian men to top shaving to “protect themselves from homosexuality."

From The Moscow Times:

Metropolitan Kornily, Primate of the Russian Orthodox Old Believer Church (RPSC), said that men with beards were less likely “corrupted” by same-sex relationships.

"God set down certain rules. The Lord created everyone with a beard. No man can resist his creator,” Kornily told Russia's National News Service. "It's made a monstrous thing to see men's clothing and hairstyles changing."

Metropolitan Kornily also lamented that the beard's special status had "completely disappeared from the Catholic West."

Now who wants to school him about bears, otters, and other furry gay creatures?

H/T: Gay Star News



Oh, sure they do. And if I pull my hair hard enough, I become Shirley Temple!  This just goes to prove how much life is out of balance right now. Crawl back into your hole, man. Preferably in Siberia!

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