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Schwarzenegger and Jet Li a Gay Couple in "Expendables 3?"

With a burly butch male cast approximately the size of Congress we just knew true romance would blossom between the bullets and buddy bonding in Expendables 3. Mathematically it was just a matter of who it would be. Thanks to a Grantland story (buried near the bottom), director Patrick Hughes gives it up!

Interviewer Matt Patches writes: "And then there are the glorious moments of subversion: Late in the film, Schwarzenegger’s Trench and Jet Li’s Yin Yang get cozy at the Expendables’ go-to bar. Stallone ribs them: “Get a room.” But then the two seize the moment, nuzzling each other while laughing it off. Did the former-Governator just silently flip off Prop 8? Are two of the Expendables together by the end of the movie? “I believe they are,” Hughes says, like he just got away with something amazing."

Our only advice is for Jet Li: Don't trust Ah-nold with the cleaning lady.