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Study Reveals Which City Has The Most Hung Men in America

Top Ten Cities With The Most Hung Men Revealed

If you’ve ever been on Grindr after dark, you’ve probably gotten asked how hung you are. Have you ever officially measured or are you making a solid estimate?

According to sex researcher, Dr. Justin Lehmiller, the average penis size is 5.2 inches. Do you think a size queen thinks that’s big enough? Do YOU think that’s big enough?! Yikes, speaking of being a size queen; life must be more difficult. Are you ever fully satisfied?! Well, size queens, GoPuff.com has done a bunch of research for you. Basing off Magnum condom sales, they determined the best place to live for a size queen, or you know, allegedly where the biggest dicks are.

From GoPuff’s study:

“26 percent of men in Washington, D.C. buy Magnum condoms for their Magnum dicks, putting them in 10th place in the “America’s Biggest Dicks” contest.

In ninth place is Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, with 27 percent of men purchasing Magnum condoms, followed by Boston, Massachusetts, at 29 percent.

Number seven on the list is Phoenix, Arizona, with 31 percent of the male population claiming they have massive dongs, right after Newark, Delaware, at 33 percent.

Next up, at number five, housing a solid 43 percent, is Tuscon, Arizona.”

My favorite vacation spot was Rehoboth Beach in Delaware. I knew something was calling me to that state! Alright, but seriously, I’m a transplant from Chicago living in Los Angeles. I’m not too far from Arizona. Should I book my flight now? Wait, there’s more!

“Moving on, number four on the list of big dick cities is Atlanta, Georgia, at 44 percent, number three is Chicago, Illinois, at 49 percent, and the runner up, at a whopping 73 percent is Denver, Colorado.”

Oh no! Should I move back home to Chicago?! I’m glad to see my hometown on the list. Frankly, I’m not surprised. Denver as second place…is marijuana a factor in penis size?!

This brings us to number one…

“The top American city with the biggest dicks is…drum roll, please…Columbus, Ohio! Hats off to all 82 percent of men in Columbus who are packing eight or more inches.”

Size queens rejoice! Looks like you know where to plan your next vacation is!

Did your city make the cut?!

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I lived in Columbus OH for 4 years, and I can personally attest that is completely false.  I had dudes say they were 8" or 9" but must have used the wrong end of the ruler because I've seen jalapeno peppers bigger than they were. And, BUYING Magnums doesn't mean they NEED Magnums. I know seveal guys just this side of average who use them because they don't particularly like the way condoms feel, so they go with something "less restrictive" even though there's nothing TO restrict..

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there's a flaw is this report you only look at men that buy comdons.....there so many men who fuck raw str8 and gay so what are the top 10 state's now I wonder.

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What about NY thay can look at me i have 10'

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Men obsess over how big my dick is
One guy grabbed it with both hands stacked one on top of other and said it was like a weapon
Another asked me to marry him,
Im sporting 10 inches
And I was born in drumroll . . . . . . . . . . . .  YOU GUESSED IT . . . . . .
COLUMBUS OHIO . . . .  BOWS

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You notice it isn't actual measurements, but men "claiming".  Perhaps the study shoud be the cities with the most delusional men.

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WDF why are you so upset by this, you must have a small dick, so jealous. Well I was born in columbus and I'm sporting 10 inches so the study applies to me when I get with guys they obsess over how big my dick is.

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Lmao proof!!!

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It must be the water..

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the average penis size is 5.2 inches. Do you think a size queen thinks that’s big enough? Do YOU think that’s big enough?! Yikes, speaking of being a size queen; life must be more difficult. Are you ever fully satisfied?

What an incredibly offensive attitude! Apparently, you view an average sized penis - or, God forbid, smaller-than-average - to be a physical disability which could never satisfy a sexual partner. Any difficulty experienced by these men is due to attitudes like YOURS that a penis must be larger than average to be any good. You need some serious self-reflection on what you value in a man!

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What, you never heard of Sarcasm?? You must live a very, Very Dull life...

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Most big dicks I know don’t use condoms    I travel to Columbus for work, and I haven’t found this to be a city that lives up to this honor....    

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The problem with Boston is all the big ones are on the bottoms.

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Everybody is a bottom. Didn't you know?

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I buy magnums because they leave room to move and I'm only 7 cut

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I can't believe Boston ranks that high with all those Irish guys.

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Yeah, well that's how they store their guns.

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I'm from Newark Delaware, and most of the guys I know/have seen naked/slept with did NOT need Magnums..most were 5-8 inches, just on the high side of average. Maybe its the influx of out-of-state dick that we get at the University. 

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This study shows the cities in which men think they have the biggest penises.  Just because someone is buying a magnum that doesn't mean they need a magnum.

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Yes, because this is such a reliable methodology. This must be a highly significant study. 

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