Study Reveals Which City Has The Most Hung Men in America
Top Ten Cities With The Most Hung Men Revealed
If you’ve ever been on Grindr after dark, you’ve probably gotten asked how hung you are. Have you ever officially measured or are you making a solid estimate?
According to sex researcher, Dr. Justin Lehmiller, the average penis size is 5.2 inches. Do you think a size queen thinks that’s big enough? Do YOU think that’s big enough?! Yikes, speaking of being a size queen; life must be more difficult. Are you ever fully satisfied?! Well, size queens, GoPuff.com has done a bunch of research for you. Basing off Magnum condom sales, they determined the best place to live for a size queen, or you know, allegedly where the biggest dicks are.
From GoPuff’s study:
“26 percent of men in Washington, D.C. buy Magnum condoms for their Magnum dicks, putting them in 10th place in the “America’s Biggest Dicks” contest.
In ninth place is Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, with 27 percent of men purchasing Magnum condoms, followed by Boston, Massachusetts, at 29 percent.
Number seven on the list is Phoenix, Arizona, with 31 percent of the male population claiming they have massive dongs, right after Newark, Delaware, at 33 percent.
Next up, at number five, housing a solid 43 percent, is Tuscon, Arizona.”
My favorite vacation spot was Rehoboth Beach in Delaware. I knew something was calling me to that state! Alright, but seriously, I’m a transplant from Chicago living in Los Angeles. I’m not too far from Arizona. Should I book my flight now? Wait, there’s more!
“Moving on, number four on the list of big dick cities is Atlanta, Georgia, at 44 percent, number three is Chicago, Illinois, at 49 percent, and the runner up, at a whopping 73 percent is Denver, Colorado.”
Oh no! Should I move back home to Chicago?! I’m glad to see my hometown on the list. Frankly, I’m not surprised. Denver as second place…is marijuana a factor in penis size?!
This brings us to number one…
“The top American city with the biggest dicks is…drum roll, please…Columbus, Ohio! Hats off to all 82 percent of men in Columbus who are packing eight or more inches.”
Size queens rejoice! Looks like you know where to plan your next vacation is!
Did your city make the cut?!