Tituss Burgess Shades Moving Company In Epic Yelp Review: "You Messed With The Wrong Queen"

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The best reason to watch Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Tituss Burgess, is now the best reason to read Yelp. The actor, which is also one of the best reasons to watch the rebooted Match Game, has left a Yelp review for a NYC moving company that has gone viral. 

From EW:

Burgess, seemingly dissatisfied with the service he received from Franks Express, a New York City moving and delivery service, posted a scathing Yelp review on Wednesday.

“My name is Tituss Burgess. Im an Emmy Nominated Actor for Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt currently streaming on netflix. Thats besides the point.But watch it,” the review begins. “These guys are the absolute most UNPROFESSIONAL workers I have EVER DEALT WITH.”

Burgess continued: “I called this man this morning. We chatted. He said he could move my couch at 1pm which was the time I requested. 1:30 still no movers. I called back and he says I will give you a discount…I said ok. He says but you have to post a review on yelp. I said when you complete the job i will complete the review. FOR THE FOLLOWING I HAVE THE ENTIRE TEXT EXCHANGE SAVED. He texts saying no review no show. This went on for about 45 minutes. It Completely threw my entire day. I called him about 9 times but he wouldnt pick up but he somehow was capable of texting. DO NOT USE THIS COMPANY. Im going to post this to twitter to my instagram to my facebook. You messed with the wrong Queen. #franksexpress #Igotcha #lizaminelli #Iamgonnamakeavideoaboutyoubecauseofthedeepangerif­eel #DONOTTHREATENMEIWILLWIN.”

The 37-year-old performer also vented his frustrations on Twitter, where he further accused a Franks Express representative of using a homophobic slur against him. “Doing it.. He just texted and called me a Faggot,” Burgess wrote. “Poor thing doesnt know hell hath no fury like a Tituss scorned.”

Burgess didn’t stop there. The actor detailed the incident further in an Instagram video.

“#franksexpress out of Brooklyn Steer clear!!!” he posted alongside the clip. “I have the entire text exchange saved. Try Jesus don’t try me!” 

A manager at Franks responded to the headlines, saying, “The problem is that we don’t know this guy. We never did that. I don’t know what company [he] did it with, but it’s definitely not Franks Express.” 

Burgess reiterated to EW that it was indeed Franks that he dropped a social media bomb on due to their service.