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Video: Kid Finds Mom's Giant Dildo, Becomes New Favorite Toy

Reminding my partner and I the value of a good hiding spot comes this viral video showing a kid who's discovered his new favorite play toy: his mom's monster dildo. 

Apparently, the kid got into the mom's drawer and found the "Ann Summers party left over," according to the YouTube uploader. Ann Summers parties, for the uninitiated, are basically Avon parties for sex toys. 

Is this basically One Million Moms worst nightmare? If so, please forward to the hate group. We like to see them squirm.