Video: Miley Cyrus "Wrecking Ball" (Nicholas Cage Edition)

We're serving this to you for breakfast instead of dinner because we want to limit the amount of nightmares it may invoke. We care! 

The Internet can officially close up shop because it has now done everything our brain ever needs to see (and many things our brain never needed to see), including Miley's hit video "Wrecking Ball" starring Nicholas Cage. 

Granted, it is Nic Cage's best work in years. 

(Source: HyperVocal)