What Happens When It's Too Big...

BuzzFeed enlisted readers to chime in with their, "awkward experiences with giant penises."

And the responses didn't disappoint...

Said matthewh4c7ff6ada:

"I went on a few dates with a guy in college. We knew that neither of us liked to bottom, so I proposed a bet of whoever had the bigger penis got to top. I was obviously pretty cocky and sure that I would win. I was speechless when he pulled out a throbbing Pringles can. Never one to back out of a bet, I powered through, and it was incredibly unpleasant. I was late to class the next day because it took me an extra long time to walk up the stairs."

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I guess I'm a freak of nature, but the biggest I ever had was 11 inches and it was the most amazing experience of my life. The only bad experience I ever had was with a guy who was as thick as a soda can, and that's only because he shoved it in like some amateur. And to make it worse, he said he thought my screams for him to stop were "just playing around."

To be honest, I've always wanted to date a man who genuinely was worried he would be too big for me or had issues in the past with finding someone who could take him. Don't get me wrong; I've dated men of all sizes, but I know my own body well enough to know that, for me, the most massive members hit all the right magical spots and leave me speechless in a good way.

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On my 19th birthday party,everything was going great when 3 guys try to come to my party. Who we're not invite. I told everybody at the party to not open the door, but about 5 a.m. one horny friend open the door & let the 3 guys in.one by one everybody left. One of 3 guys ask me about pinky who is a drag queen who look's like a real women. I told him that he is a man & not a women .he said nan,yes he's gay. This guy who come with his 3 friend's   are straight and that is how come they were not invited to the party but then somebody open the door, anyway I told him am gay he told me I had a cute face I look like a like a woman and if I didn't mind that he would love to f****** me. he is 5'9 145lb- I am 5'6 135lb we are both Puerto Ricans he look's like the actor who plays the young killer from scream queens as for me I was told that look like actor who played robin from the batman t.v. series. It was almost daylight ,he said would I mind if we have sex on the roof ,said o.k. he pull down his pants & under were, wrap my mouth on his  dick and started sucking I know this sounds crazy when it got nice & hard  I noticed he had a 10 and a half cut with hanging balls.,four about 21 min's he was f****** me  standing up when I was bent over.when he came 4 times in me,he broke me out,i was  bleeding blood but it was the best time of my life

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The largest was the size of a teenager holding an orange (needless to say, it was easily 12 inches X 7 inches and truly the head was the size of a large orange). The length was just too long. He was lucky that i could take half of it. The hardest part was allowing for the head to pop thru.  It was terribly painful and took a good half an hour to relax enough for just that. I have learned that sometimes all you can do is throw it over your shoulder and burrp it!!! I have never been a big bottom, but dont get me wrong, i know how take it, as well as give it.

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I lost my virginity in 8th grade to a guy whose cock was big, uncut and thick. I wish he'd fuck me again! Man it was big. It took some time afterwards to get fucked again, but I've become a bottom as I've gotten older. My current lover has a nice thick cock, too. I can't get enough of it. I love sucking him to hardness and then having him fill me up. It's amazing. Who says you're less horny as you get older? I'm 65 and horny all the time!

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When I met my partner, I was at first intimidated by his 9x7 cut cock. Well after much practice, I now deep throat it and take his pounding for hours at a time. All I can say is enjoy it and let practice make perfect!  P.S. Poppers help also. 

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The biggest dick i experienced was when i was at high school. The other guy was couple of years older, over 10 inches. First few times i couldn't take it in, way too big for my back in the days tight hole. I just did blow jobs. At the end i managed to take him inside me but it was painful

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One time I had such a huge willy I literally wound up in the emergency room. It was like taking a non barbed cactus 

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My very first time to ever bottom was with the largest I've seen. Since I didn't have a reference I was just focused on the act. I'll just say, I've never had anyone that size again. When he "finished" he commented he enjoyed it so much he wanted to go again... without hesitation I pulled him out and said "not a chance" and was out of there.

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I had encountered one time with a guy I've met in a Bar. After a few drinks, of course, sex time! While he's pulling down his pants I got a glimpse of his Huge dude. Oh boy, I have nothing to do that time other than practicing to "close and open" my jaw and sphincter. 

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