What Happens When A Lesbian Presents Herself To A Homophobic Church To Be Stoned?
ATLAH Missionary Church in Harlem, NYC made headlines in February for turning its oversized sidewalk sign into a not-very-Christian-like message of hate. "Jesus would stone homos," reads the sign before a list of the controversial Old Testament passages that some interpret as anti-gay. "Harlem is a homo free zone."
Apparently the last part is less than accurate. Jennifer Louise Lopez, a lesbian who has somehow managed to infiltrate the "homo free zone" by living in the neighborhood, recently presented herself to ATLAH for her "Jesus-sanctioned" stoning.
What happens next is unsurprising: the man who answers ATLAH's doors refuses to stone her, instead asking her to return tomorrow so someone else can do it. No word yet if Jennifer was able to pencil her stoning into her schedule the following day.