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Willam Releases Music Video That is All About 'Daddy D'

Willam has been one of the standout drag queens who have released a ton of incredibly savvy hits over the years that are not only funny but are ones you can jam to as well.

From her time with Detox and Vicky Vox in DWV (“Boy is a Bottom”), the AAA Girls alongside Alaska and Courtney Act (“American Apparel Ad Girls”) and as a successful solo artist (“RuPaulogize”), Willam has always found a way to think outside the musical box much to her fans delight.

Her latest release is no different as it entails something many of us enjoy and would love to have daily: “Daddy D”. She released the video for the song earlier this week and suffice to say that it might be her hottest yet based on the bevy of smoking hot daddies that appear throughout.

Here's what you can find in the 3 minute clip:

  • Plenty of daddies
  • Eating a banana in all the wrong ways
  • Willam with googly eyes
  • Armpit smelling
  • Grabbage 

NSFW clip (for obvious reasons) can be found here

Michael Henry Spoofs The Power Of The Beard

Comedian Michael Henry loves to hold up his magic mirror to the gay community to show us how ridiculous we can sometimes be.

In his new video short, “Wow, You Have a Beard,”  Henry bumps into his buddy Daniel (played by Clint Keller) and is immediately aware that Daniel is somehow ‘different.’

Could it be the new wardrobe? (No.)

Maybe the new Pilates workout routine? (No.)

Perhaps it’s the peace Daniel’s found from meditating? (No.)

Henry zeroes in on the issue: Daniel’s new manly facial hair. 

Henry immediately feels betrayed: “I thought you were one of us - I thought you were femme!”

Clutching his pearls, Daniel assures Henry he’s still a member of the bottom bunk club.

But it's too late. 

As Henry points out, “They’ve already found you - the gay bottom mafia!” Cut to a shot scanning the park with several gay men (“the hungry, hungry bottoms”) in beckoning positions.

“They can smell your exhuming testosterone now,” says Henry.

Even though Daniel doesn’t think he’s that “masc,” Henry quickly runs down the checklist: hairy chest, deep voice and an ability to curse like a sailor.

Check, check and check!

Worse yet, the ‘TopFinder’ app has found Daniel (“Top located - has beard!”).

Be that as it may, Daniel is flummoxed by his situation. 

“What am I to do?,” asks Daniel. “I can’t top all of these men, I have errands to run.”

While Daniel is amazed a beard could hold so much virile power, Henry explains, “It’s your entire sexual persona now - you’re straight-passing.”

How could this be? Daniel is a proud bottom, a Bravo TV watcher, and a ballet instructor.

Finally, though, Daniel does find the one way to defuse his new macho status.

Hit the play button below to find out how Daniel gets out of this hirsute headache.

Henry does raise a good question (in his lighthearted way) about how gay men label and identify based on choices like dress and grooming. 

Do beards really make us more appealing? And do gay men assume fur automatically makes us more ‘masculine?’

Let us know what you think in the comments. You can find more of our coverage of funnyman Michael Henry here.

 

(h/t NewNowNext)

Gay Marine's Election Night Victory Gets Gus Kenworthy's Attention

From the look of things, Instinct readers were really happy to read about woofy former Marine Neil Rafferty’s big win Tuesday night as he came out on top in the race for the District 54 seat in Alabama’s state House.

In what can only be described as a landslide victory, Rafferty garnered a huge 90% of the vote in his bid to replace retiring state Rep. Patricia Todd, the state’s first openly gay legislator.

News of Rafferty’s triumph caught the attention of folks all over the interwebs, including that of a certain out Olympic skier.

Responding to a tweet celebrating Rafferty winning the seat, hunky Olympic silver medalist Gus Kenworthy offered this invitation: “I have another seat for him.”

He followed that with a blond, bearded emoji face.

 

 

The Twitterverse, of course, responded. Here's just a sample of reactions:

 

No word on whether Rafferty plans on responding to the invitation.

(h/t Gay Star News)

Hilarious Web Series 'Bad Boy' Shares Love Of 'The Gilmore Girls'

The 'Bad Boy' is back with a new video!

In May, Instinct shared the hilarious short film, “Bad Boy Comes Out,” and our readers really seem to take to the adventures of ‘Daddy Scott' (writer/director/producer Artie O'Daly) and quirky bad boy 'Mack' (Tony Harth, who co-produces).

It seems as though Mack continually has some ‘daddy issues,’ but Scott may or may not be down for the role.

Plus, while Mack always has an interesting take on reality, he is forever cute in his dorky way.

In this new episode, upon hearing of Mack's love for the TV series The Gilmore Girls, Scott invites a neighbor, who happened to have been a star on the show, to drop by.

Mack almost loses his cool, but pulls himself together in hopes of meeting one of his favorite TV stars.

It turns out the actress is Vanessa Marano, who actually played the polarizing character of 'April Nardini' on the show. Apparently, she's used to not being one of 'the popular ones.'

And then, things get, well, Mack-y.

It turns out Mack has a less-than-positive view of Vanessa, who he can't seem to distinguish from her TV character.

Watch "Bad Boy & the Gilmore Girl" below. And you can check out all of the Bad Boy videos here.

 

 

PIVOT! David Schwimmer Gets Offered $1 Million Dollars to Star in Porn Parody

Actor David Schwimmer has been offered a cool $1 million dollars to star in a porn parody by popular adult website YouPorn after a video was released that showed his Doppelganger attempting to steal a crate of beer.

A man, who looked very much like the Golden Globe nominee, has been making the rounds on the web after CCTV across the pond in England caught the suspect in question. The jokes surrounding the incident has been plastered all over social media, many of them poking fun at his character Ross from the legendary 90’s sitcom Friends.

"It's not been his day, his month or even his year," one user joked on Blackpool Police's original Facebook post. That was shared over 100,000 times before it got deleted.

Now YouPorn is looking to capitalize on all of this and has actually written him a letter asking him to star in a porn parody about the mistaken identity situation.

Best of luck to the company in making this happen!

Jon Hamm Eats Bull Privates to Avoid Talking About His Own

Jon Hamm is an A-list actor, Emmy award winner, and known for wearing no underwear while out and about.

Tons of paparazzi photos have captured him swinging his pendulum back and forth while walking around in New York City or shooting a scene in Los Angeles, as it always seems like he's rocking the whole freeball thing with an IDGAF attitude about it (we aren't complaining).

He appeared on James Corden's talk show last night and played a game called Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts. Basically he asks you something very personal that you wouldn't want to reveal, and if you don't, you have to eat something grotesque in front of you.

Jon was asked a variety of questions throughout the interview, but James saved the best for last. He had the option of either answering it, or eating the bull penis that was sitting right in front of him. Decisions, decisions. 

James asked Jon about what is referred to online as his "Hamm-aconda", otherwise... his d**k, and how many inches it is.

Here's what happened (starts at 11:35):

 

 

It was Comedy Gold During the Will & Grace Season Premiere

Will & Grace’s 2nd season of its revival began last night on a somewhat different path compared to its 1st season finale.

They switched gears from Will & Grace’s mother and father (respectively) announcing that they were getting married on the finale to the latter meeting a guy that appears to be someone of interest for the interior designer.

For Jack and Karen, it’s comedy as usual with their own hilarious issues in life and Will’s storyline goes nowhere besides him mocking them both in the process. Let’s look at some of the highlights from the 2nd season premiere.

David Schwimmer, who famously played Ross for 10 years on another NBC sitcom, Friends, appears as Noah Broader, otherwise known as “The West Side Curmudgeon”, which happens to be the title of the season 2 premiere. The two are very similar in their approaches in life in that they both complain about pretty much everything that’s going on around them in NYC, yet he’s more known about being like that in a public/social media kind of way.

After having an accidental run-in in the lobby of Grace’s building, she hands him a flyer for a position she’s vying for in hopes that he will share it on his social media due to the number of followers he has. He then made a mean tweet about it which brings Grace to confront him several different times inside a local diner. It is here where she eventually breaks him down and the two of them end on a promising high note (possible relationship?). David did sign on for a bunch of episodes this season, so expect to see him a lot more as the show goes on.

As for Karen, she finds out that there’s a plastic surgery procedure known as the “Karen Walker” which has to do with someone requesting a breast job to look like hers. She runs into Will’s apartment and asks him to help protect the intellectual property in this matter, even though he left his lawyer job last season. Still, her opening line of “Grace, where’s Will?”, when Will is sitting right there is comedy gold and why we’ve loved her character for 20 years now.

Sean Hayes’ portrayal of Jack has always excelled when it comes to the physical comedy he puts into his character. That could not have been truer during last night’s episode, where he panics before meeting Estefan’s family via FaceTime as he wants to look younger than he already does. He overly applies a numbing cream to his face and lips that renders both useless and hilarity ensues from there. He can barely use his hands as well, as he used them to slather the cream. Will is there to simply mock him and falsely tell him that a banana will relieve him from all the numbing, which only makes the scene that much funnier.

What did you think of last night’s premiere?

Kathy Griffin Flaunts Her Cutie Boyfriend And Takes it All Off

In a span of 48 hours, legendary comedian Kathy Griffin flaunted her hot as f**k boyfriend for the masses to enjoy and got totally naked outside of her pool... all on social media. In her world, as far as we see it, that's a pretty tame couple of days.

One of our favorite gay icons has made a sizable turnaround since the whole Trump mask fiasco that happened to her last May. Her Laugh Your Head Off World Tour has been a major hit for the 57-year old, as she's sold out iconic spaces over the past couple of months like Radio City Music Hall and Carnegie Hall in New York City.

A simple photo of Kathy with her much younger marketing executive beau Randy Bick caused a ton of commotion for her when she posted it on her Instagram Wednesday.

 

 

‪Deal With It ‬

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The caption from the post simply read "Deal With It," next to a nail-painting emoji. Her followers showered her with compliments about her amazing bikini bod and the hot dude standing next to her. Anyone who trolled what she was doing was pretty much shut down immediately.

As if that wasn't enough, Kathy took it all off in an effort to promote her upcoming shows. She playfully posed outside her pool while showcasing a bit of her backside, 

 

 

Werk. Werk. Werk. Werk. Werk Kathy. 

 

Sacha Baron Cohen's "Pervert Wand" Goes Haywire Around Roy Moore

Sacha Baron Cohen’s Who Is America? is kind of addictive. It’s hard to imagine the British comedian will ever be able to pull off another Borat given his level of international fame, but the new Showtime series is, in many ways, his most successful venture into confrontational prank comedy since that 2006 mega hit.

I’ve watched all of the first three episodes. Who Is America? is always cringe-inducing, frequently laugh-out-loud funny and fitfully genius.

Perhaps the series’ most uncomfortable yet gratifying run-in occurred on last night’s show, when Cohen, in character as fake Israeli anti-terrorism expert Col. Erran Morrad, confronted Republican Roy Moore, a former senate candidate from Alabama.

Moore lost the Alabama election in Dec. 2017 amid allegations he’d sexually assaulted several women, including minors, in the past.

After a brief chit-chat of half-assed niceties comparing Alabama to Israel, Cohen-as-Morrad told Moore Israel had developed exciting new technology, a wand that beeps whenever it’s around a pedophile— the “science” behind it being that pedophiles release an enzyme that’s three times as strong as it is in “non-perverts.”

Of course, the went haywire, beeping erratically, when waved over Moore.

At first the former senate candidate kept a tight smile, before getting defensive.

“I’ve been married for 33 years,” said Moore. “I’ve never had an accusation of such things.”

Cohen, a brilliant improviser, handled everything Moore threw at him, claiming the technology was “99.8%” accurate, but he wasn’t accusing Moore of being a pedophile. Cohen-as-Morrad waved the wand over himself and his “security guard”—silence. Then he waved it over Moore and it beeped wildly again.

Eventually, Moore finally walked off.

Moore recently attacked Cohen on Twitter, saying he was duped. He thought he was receiving an all-expenses paid trip to Washington D.C. to receive an award for his support of Israel.

To watch the scene in all of its squirmy entirety, head on over to YouTube.

Who Is America? airs on Showtime Sundays at 10pm.

French Photographer Recreates Iconic Madonna Looks With His Dog Max, and Everybody Wins

French high fashion photographer Vincent Flouret loves his Golden Retriever, Max, and now the pooch is his favorite subject.

According to Bored Panda, Flouret starting photographing Max more and focusing less on fashion ever since taking pics of shelter dogs in LA three years ago.

Flouret’s latest passion project is called “Maxdonna,” and he’s recreating some of Madonna’s most iconic looks on Max for charity.

 

Highlights of the shoot include Max as Madonna’s “Ray of Light” album cover with locks waving in the wind, Max in Madonna’s iconic Jean-Paul Gaultier corset, and Max cracking the whip as “Dita” from Erotica.

Proceeds from sold prints of Maxdonna will go to Raising Malawi, Madonna’s charity for the welfare of children and orphans in East African country Malawi.

To see the best of Maxdonna, check out Bored Panda.

For all the info about Maxdonna and where you can purchase, head to Instagram.

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