At this point, it's obvious that it's simply beyond Rick Santorum's will power to stay out of which holes people prefer to play with. Rick's latest commandment was issued to a young man waiting for a photo op alongside the anti-gay politician holding a satanic abomination of a pink ball.

If Santorum has his way (and his hell freezes over and he actually becomes president), armed men will follow us all to ensure that the only sex we have is missionary style with the beards he'll force us to marry. Though the armed men regulating our sexy-time part sounds kinky and kind of fun, the dystopian future Santorum has envisioned sure wouldn't be. Why? No Porn!

Unfortunately for the believability of Jimmy Kimmel's latest Rick Santorum satire sketch, the GOP candidates last name actually makes our stomachs more upset and queasy. But suspend your disbelief and follow the jump for your daily dose of... Santoromentum, for explosive diarrhea.

We're getting our first look at how Washington voters will be presented with an effort to repeal marriage equality in the state at the ballot in November. A judge has denied the homophobes' effort to wedge "redefining marriage" into the repeal's language and has instead approved a summary that will be less charged when voters head into the booth. Read the final language for referendum, after the jump.

Rick Santorum has such a hard on for Kirk Cameron. It might have taken him a few weeks to react to the news (slow is a word that certainly applies to Santorum), but man, did he get excited when speaking about his anti-gay bedfellow with Piers Morgan over the weekend.

What a difference a few years make! They turned down marriage equality in 2009, but a new poll from Public Policy Polling suggests that Maine voters have evolved on marriage equality. Details follow.

Much of the country has wondered why Rick Santorum gave even us a run for our money when it was revealed that he thinks about gay sex more than gay men. Now, a cutthroat investigative story from ONN gives us new insight into why Santorum is so consumed by gay sex and "gay marriage." Video, after the jump. 

It wasn't exactly love at first sight when Glee star Jane Lynch ran into GOP presidential contender Mitt Romney at the NASCAR Daytona 500 in Daytona Beach, Florida on Sunday. So, how does Sue "C" it?

Mitt Romney supported adoption rights for same-sex couples in 2006. But a lot (Santorum) has changed in the few years in between, so Mitt believes he has no choice but to  regress to a state of religious extremism so offensive that not even his biggest competition (Santorum) would flinch. Details follow.

Whether it was our nightly prayers to Oprah or the simple reality that Rick Santorum needs to tone down his religious-fanatic rhetoric if he wants to actually compete in a general election, the GOP candidate had a fleeting Aha Moment™ over the weekend.  

The always outspoken Ricky Gervais has volunteered to work as part-time campaign adviser for GOP presidential candidates who claim that being gay is a choice. So, what was Ricky's professional advice for Republican homophobes? 

Jon Stewart isn't as dazzled by the sparkling puffs of glitter activists have peppered GOP presidential candidates with as some in the community seem to be (though he agrees with the choice of targets). Watch Jon tackle glitter-bombing on Thursday night's The Daily Show, after the jump...