Somebody get Rick Santorum a dictionary! Stat! First, he accused the gay community of a "jihad" against him (even though he is the one waging a holy war against the LGBT); now, he's saying that criticisms of his intense promotion of discrimination against a segment of the American people amounts to "an act of bigotry." Grab the Platinum Wet—you'll need it to lube up the eye sockets for the epic amount of eye-rolling available after the jump.

Chris Cilliza, our MSNBC crush and author of WaPo's The Fix column, has raised a great point about the 2012 GOP presidential candidates: if they want to kiss the KFC-filled asses of the Tea Party, they need to start picking between states rights or a federal amendment banning marriage equality. They can't have their tea and drink it too. 

Jihad? Last time we checked, Rick Santorum was the one engaging in a religious war against us. Don't let factual word definitions, logic or the good American values of equality and freedom get in the way of the frothy mix GOP presidential candidate getting it backwards, however. Video and details follow.

Rick Perry, the current GOP presidential front-runner, has just added his ink to the National Organization for Marriage's hateful, bigoted pledge, meaning he promises to fight against the American value of equality should he become president. Details follow. 

Oh! Now we understand why Rick Santorum espouses such bigoted anti-equality beliefs. Allowing us equal access to our constitutional marriage rights because a tree is not a car. Got it, Rick. Thanks! #sarcasm Follow the jump for your daily dose of hilarity, courtesy of a new interview with GOP d-bag Rick Santorum.

There might rest a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow fling for those "young hotties" who may have had gay sex with GOP presidential candidate Rick Perry. Published today in the Austin Chronicle is an ad from a group called Committee Against Sexual Hypocrisy (CASH), which appears to be looking to expose the Texas governor as a hypcorite...and self-loathing homosexual. 

If Republican Herman Cain wants to be taken seriously as a 2012 GOP presidential candidate, perhaps he should attempt to reign-in the crazy. (Or should he let it run free, as evident in Michele Bachmann's insanity-spurred polling numbers?) Follow the jump to read why Cain wants Obama impeached.

Rick Perry, still riding high on the publicity wave after announcing his entry in the 2012 GOP presidential candidate poll, will give the keynote address at a fundraising dinner hosted by New Hampshire's leading "ex gay" organization, the Cornerstone Policy Group. Follow the jump to see if you can stomach the details...

Yesterday we brought to your attention Michele Bachmann's continued battle with factual history, a debilitating condition made even more disheartening during her visit to Meet The Press where she completely forgot about the origins of her political career as a vehement anti-gay bigot; instead, according to Bachmann on Sunday's airing, she's now "not anyone's judge."

After discussing the insanity during our nightly pillow talk session with our husband Anderson Cooper (we might be as delusional as Bachmann!), the silver-haired stud devoted a 360 segment to reminding Bachmann of her very recent past as a hateful homophobe. Follow the jump to watch Anderson blast Michele's newfangled and fake impartiality. 

If Bryan Safi just had cranked out the brilliant "That's Gay" as frequently as he's cranking out these spot-on Marcus Bachmann spoofs, perhaps the now-cancelled Current segments would still be as viral as the Jersey Shore's Florence, Italy house. Follow the jump to watch "Funny or Die" imagine what happened behind the scenes of Michele Bachmann's now-infamous Newsweek cover. 

A gay man literally stood up for his rights in Iowa today during a rally hosted by GOP presidential candidate Tim Pawlenty. Details and video, after the jump.

There are many asinine moments from last night's GOP presidential candidate debate, but Rick "Frothy Mix" Santorum accusing "ex gay" therapy mogul Michele Bachmann of not being anti-gay enough is absolutely mind-blowing. Follow the jump for transcript.