Thank Gaga Ryan Lochte has that whole swimming thing going for him. Now we're not saying he isn't pretty to look at while shirtless on the set of 90210, we're simply saying he's a terrible, horrific, hide yo' kids kind of actor. He makes Snooki seem like she's on a Meryl Streep level of thespianism, he's that Razzie-worthy. But, ABS! (Follow the jump for a sneak peek at Ryan's acting debut.)

We'd get on our knees before Matthew Mitcham if ever given the opportunity, so its nice to see that he'd respond to our gesture with a million dollar smile and the words "I do." 

Sure, dousing him with water and making him take off his shirt in slow motion might be a little cliche, but how else would you feature British Olympic diver Tom Daley if you snagged him as a cover model for your gaydored magazine? Don't hate on Fabulous Magazine for giving us more of our favorite summer 2012 theme (shirtless Olympians in all their sezzy glory) and follow the jump to watch the behind-the-scenes action!

Bestowing upon us a brilliant new meaning for "pommel horse," stunning (and stacked) British Olympic gymnast Louis Smith takes it all off to show Cosmo his best moves (and assets). Literally. Follow the jump for Louis Smith's NSFW spread (pardon the pun) as Cosmo's Olympic centerfold. 

Stretching is a vital part of every workout regimen that we sometimes overlook to make more time for the locker and steam room. But photographer Lucas Jackson reminds us of its importance with a photo spread essay featuring gorgeous shirtless male Olympians stretching their money-makers in preparation for London 2012.

Kick (back), stretch and kick (back) with a half dozen of the world's hottest athletes posing, after the jump!

Proving he's just as talented in the ring as he is shirtless in front of a camera, boxer Clemente Russo (of Dolce & Gabbana's Milano Thunder boxing club) has won the World Series of Boxing championship. Follow the jump for an even hotter new shot of Clemente!