We're totally, like, not old enough to have seriously memorized the entire script of Clueless when it originally changed pop culture 17 years ago, but we can still way appreciate the cast reuniting for Good Morning Americaon Friday. Whatever. We totally didn't squeal or anything when we saw the cast of the Mean Girls prequel looking ferosh nearly two decades after they came into our our grandparents lives!

Neat trick: speaking in '90s Clueless style can serve as a sobering reminder of one's true age! 

Check the reunion out after the jump as we go find a silk shirt to cry into.

Ryan Idol (government name: Marc Anthony Donais) will have a lot of opportunities to recreate prison scenes from his gay porn days. The former '80s adult star has been sentenced to a dozen years in the clink for the attempted murder of his girlfriend. 

No other film was as seminal in preparing us for adulthood as Romy And Michele's High School Reunion. (Well, no other non-Bel Ami film, that is). 

Of course we kid, we kid, but the impact of Romy & Michele and the resulting invention of Post Its should not be understated!

Want to relive Romy And Michele's High School Reunion in every glorious detail thanks to the film's release on Blu-Ray? Then you're in luck because we're giving away copies of the new-to-Blu-Ray classic in this week's Swag Suite! Follow the jump for details and to enter.

When we were mumble-mumble-years old and first becoming aware of being born this way, a catalyst in coming out was found in a simple crush on Star Trek: The Next Generation's Wil Wheaton (who played Wesley Crusher on the show). Now, mumble-mumble years older and two or three iterations of Scruff later, we're more of a Commander Riker (played by Jonathan Frakes) type. 

Thankfully, The Next Generation, arguably one of the bigggest cult-hits of all time, has finally arrived on Blu-Ray for us to really comb over the series, the storylines and, most importantly, its men in finer high-def detail. 

Want to see The Next Generation in an entirely new way? Register (it's free!) with our website then head over to our Swag Suite area for ...

Some of us may have made ourselves uncomfortable for wanting to hump a hologram after a reincarnated Tupac and his masterfully animated six pack debuted at Coachella. But an announcement by the remaining members of TLC to resurrect Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes as a hologram is making some folks uncomfortable in a different kind of way. 

Openly gay pop artist Bright Light Bright Light reminds us why he's one of our favorite British imports with the '90s house throwback tune, "Waiting for the Feeling." Oh, and sports studs handling their own balls (in a PG kind of way, of course) certainly adds to our adoration. Watch the latest from Bright Light Bright Light, after the jump!

As our friends and families won't tell you, we were waaaay too young to be as obsessed with Fiona Apple as other gays the first time around in the '90s. But now, with everyone suffering from hysterical seizures over the long-awaited debut of her new music on Wednesday night at the South By Southwest Festival in Austin, we get the impatience and excitement! Check out two new tracks Fiona performed at SXSW after the jump and let us know how you feel in the comments!

Gay culture certainly helped Ce Ce Peniston's "Finally" reach No. 1 in 1991, but a 20th anniversary update of the now-classic-hit leaves us out in an attempt to appeal to straight club culture. Watch the new music video for the track, refurbished with a varnish of the Hi-NRG trance sound of 2011, after the jump.

Last summer she talked dirty to us and now she's asking us to pick up the tab?! The nerve! And that's why we love the native New Yorker. Video after the jump.

There are lots of things we'd like to forget about the 90s (our platinum blond bowl cut comes to Mary mind), but these songs might be at the top of the lisp. Rolling Stone readers have done the dirty work of pillaging the radio's worst from the decade to arrive at these songs...

Though we are obviously far too young to remember any of these songs, the a capella mash-up of '90s dance and pop songs arranged by Local Vocal is entertaining none the less. Follow the jump for the nostalgia.