Bishop Thomas Paprocki of the Archdiocese of Springfield in Illinois has started talking about a priest under his employ who was granted a leave of absence for an odd 911 call in late 2012. Earlier this month we brought you the story of Father Tom Donovan, who had to have police help him out of a mouth gag and handcuffs. Today, Bishop Paprocki, who is currently at war with marriage equality efforts in Illinois, released a statement about the incident. 

Actor Sebastian Stan's abs have a starring role in the Roundabout Theatre Company's revival of Picnic. The six co-stars (each of the abs) are such stage-stealers that the New York Times' Ben Brantley declared they "warrant above-the-title billing" in billboards for the magazine. There are enough pedestrian wrecks in Times Square due to the texting-while-walking epidemic, so it's probably good that another distracting element hasn't been throw into the mix. But, still, if you want to take a lunch break and picnic with a video gallery featuring Sebastian Stan and his star-studded stomach, meet us after the jump. 

It's Fridays, so surely you won't complain if we share a near-viral video of water balloons exploding in slow motion on the jagged edges of this hunk's abs. Like the classic Pam Anderson slow-mo Baywatch beach run for gays, this poor (but gorgeous) guy subjects himself to getting drenched by way of explosion. Our lips our sealed for any possible puns (it's too early for that) related to that last sentence, so go ahead and meet us after the break to watch the hot video. 

Safe words are underrated these days. Isn't there a passage or two in Corinthians about the merits of safe S & M? Whatever the case, an Illinois priest has been granted a leave of absence after having to call 911 for help in being taken out of a personal set of handcuffs and a gag.

After an experiment in films that didn't contractually obligate him to film shirtless scenes, Ryan Gosling will once again give fans what they demand in The Place Beyond The Pines. 

Did you miss our boyfriend's washboard? Reunite in glorious high def with the first trailer for the upcoming film after the jump!

The orgy of excess and abs on display in nightlife celebrity Jodie Marsh's new music video "If You Ain't Got Soul" is easily the type of night Stefan details regularly on Saturday Night Live.

Dive in deep into the hot house music video after the jump while we search for our invite to Jodie's next get-together. 

It usually takes us a case or three of Belvedere to hallucinate something even close to this divine scenario at the office holiday party. Thankfully, we can avoid the pink slip this year because British Olympian Tom Daley is doing all the work for our inebriated imaginations.

Another shot of a shirtless Tom begging you to sit on his lap as Santa after the jump. 

Hugs not drugs, kids. 

Rehabs.com just unleashed (we've got no better word for it) a new "Faces of Meth" ad campaign and it's straight up American Horror Story realness.

Check out how some methamphetamine users "evolved" over the course of their drug use after the jump. (Maybe don't look while eating??)

Like us after two or three wine coolers, the lazy punchline awarded by Italian handball player Ivan Stuffer's recent on-court "nutjob" is too easy. (And yes, his last name really is "stuffer".) 

Following a bit of gay panic during a recent match, the Briskena player dropped his shorts to gave his package an aggressive shake. This all was caught on video of course, which you can examine after the jump!

Our husband (sorry, Emma) Andrew Garfield proved he's at least a double threat in a dancing challenge that spanned genres old and new on Ellen.

Which of Andrew's many moves would work on you on the dance floor? 

An undisclosed number of Maryland voters might not have the chance to weigh in on marriage equality efforts in the state as reports of absentee ballots leaving out the important question make headlines. Details follow. 

And Tony Perkins wonders why his Family Research Council gets labeled as a hate group?

It couldn't possibly be because he and the group try to inflame anti-gay sentiment by drawing baseless correlations between the gays and well...everything.

Perkins tries to tie the lowered number of military absentee voters to the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" after the jump.