Rodney Hill, a manager for United Airlines, is under investigation after reportedly calling a gay couple "faggots" during an exchange with the passengers on Saturday. Details follow.

Well speak for yourself, Christian Newswire!

The "news source" has posed a question via the Americans For Truth About Homosexuality (which sports the brilliant domain name of www.americansfortruth.com) today surrounding all the TSA hoopla, and it goes a little something like this: "Should Gay TSA Agents be Barred from Giving 'Same-gender Pat-downs'?"

Cause, ya know, those sex-crazed gays will probably all flock to the security guard market now that we can grab your junk all in the name of national security. Let's just let the good Christians state the case themselves...

What young boy, gay or straight, never wished the x-ray specs promised in the back of comic books were the real deal? What grown man, gay or straight, couldn't answer with 100% conviction that the idea of working for the TSA behind the new body-scanning technology provides a bit of a thrill?

Not even a few months into the new tech and the ethical angle has already been put to the test in London, where famed (and gorgeous) Bollywood actor Shahrukh Khan's bits and peices were recently printed and passed around by a group of giddy airport employees.

Khan noticed the excitment, and handled it like a man.

"I was in London recently going through the airport and these new machines have come up, the body scans. You’ve got to see them. It makes...