If you don't spend the entire video worrying that Mariah's gigantic snow globes will burst out of her holiday dress and decapitate the entire front row of adorable children then you'll enjoy this classroom rendition of "All I Want For Christmas." Watch after the jump. 

The renaissance Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas" has experienced this year thanks to the No. 1 toddler in the game (Bieber) comes full circle-jerk to a parody from her drag-sister, Lady Bunny. Follow the jump to watch Bunny bring together Jews, Christians and retail-worshipping Americans in the spirit of the holiday.

Santa left something under our silver Ikea Christmas fire-hazard tree a litte early this year in the form of shirtless British sailors showing off their packages while lip-syncing Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You." Sorry Biebs, but this is the collaboration that MC should have went for in the redux of the classic song. Let the British sailors put you in the holigay mood, after the jump. 

This is the video Justin Bieber and Mariah Carey should've premiered this week for the "All I Want For Christmas" redux (the Biebs would look so adorbs in a pink leotard!). Follow the jump to watch "Miracle on 42nd Street," a holiday tribute in the style of Fosse/Verdon/Single Ladies set to Mariah's holigay classic.

Hmm. It's difficult to be so publicly repulsed by something when a child is involved, but it's also impossible—as a longtime fan of the modern holiday classic—to cover the venting when it comes to what Justin Bieber has done to "All I Want for Christmas." Follow the jump, and chime into the comments to let us know if you heart or hate the Justin Bieber remix of the cherished Mariah tune!

The Party in the FIP boys (who you might remember from the Miley parody video a few years back) look just as adorable bundled up in winter clothing as they do in their skivvies. Here they return to lip dub Mariah's holiday classic, "All I Want For Christmas Is You." (And in case you're wondering, I identify most with the gay serenading those scrumptious-looking holiday cupcakes...)