Stop!! We can't even process the casting news Ryan Murphy dropped today via Twitter for the upcoming season of American Horror Story!

We previously mentioned that the showrunner had announced the bombshell addition of Kathy Bates, who'll apparently be squaring off with Jessica Lange. That was followed by news that Precious star Gabourey Sidibe will be joining the cast. 

We were already all in and then Murphy casually dropped the news of not one but TWO ridiculous additions to season three. 

WE'RE NOT READY. Find out who else is joining American Horror Story: Coven after the jump!

We're absolutely convinced that the television moment of our time has passed us by now that we can assume that no camera was present then Mariah Carey ALLEGEDLY found out that American Idol producers were considering replacing her with Jennifer Lopez midway through the season.

We CAN'T. To say that J.Lo and Mariah had a tense relationship in the past--at least according to the media--is an understatement, so we can only imagine the hellstorm that this must have set off.

Deadline has the story after the jump!

It appears members of the Supreme Court aren't above stating outright lies.

Justice Antonin Scalia made the comment during Tuesday's Prop. 8 hearing that “there’s considerable disagreement among sociologists as to what the consequences of raising a child in a single-sex family, whether that is harmful to the child or not.”

Only that's not true. And considering he had an amicus brief submitted by the American Sociological Association (ASA) on that specific subject, he should have known better.

More after the jump. 

We got an inspiring inside look at the American Foundation for Equal Rights in the lead up to this week's Prop. 8 Supreme Court case (and the immediate aftermath). 

Check out what went on after the jump!

In a historic first, the American Academy of Pediatrics has publicly endorsed same-sex marriage, citing it is in the best interest of their children.

A Native American tribe in Michigan officially legalized same-sex marriage today and a couple that's been together for 30 years finally got to have their wedding!

Details after the jump.

Updated Friday at 3:00 p.m. PST

Ryan Murphy's revealed a few more deets on Kathy Bates' character on the upcoming season of American Horror Story.

Our only advice? Be afraid. Be very afraid.

More after the jump!

Updated Monday at 4:40 p.m. PST

For shame!! 

Our current fave frat boys, the brothers of University of Michigan's Pike chapter, have been suspended following their oh-so-patriotic, nearly nude American flag party invites!

Details after the jump.

Remember yesterday's big news that Tim Tebow canceled his appearance at the controversial First Baptist of Dallas for unamed reaons other than "new evidence" coming to his attention?

Well, hate group leader Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association looks past all the anti-Christian actions of First Baptist Pastor Robert Jeffress—anti-semiticsm, Islamaphobia, "Satan runs the Catholic Church, to name a few—to criticize Tebow for "caving into Big Gay" (which sounds like a South Park character). 

The U.S. Department of State has updated its travel advisory website to include a notice for LGBT Americans considering travel to foreign countries. So, what does the advisory say?

American Family Association's disgust with the LGBT community is so ripe that it continues on into the afterlife, apparently. The AFA took issue with the entire handful of benefits the Pentagon extended to same-sex military couples this week, but is mostly aghast that LGBT American soldiers who die in the line of duty will be buried alongside their straight counterparts at Arlington.