Stop!! We can't even process the casting news Ryan Murphy dropped today via Twitter for the upcoming season of American Horror Story!

We previously mentioned that the showrunner had announced the bombshell addition of Kathy Bates, who'll apparently be squaring off with Jessica Lange. That was followed by news that Precious star Gabourey Sidibe will be joining the cast. 

We were already all in and then Murphy casually dropped the news of not one but TWO ridiculous additions to season three. 

WE'RE NOT READY. Find out who else is joining American Horror Story: Coven after the jump!

Updated Friday at 3:00 p.m. PST

Ryan Murphy's revealed a few more deets on Kathy Bates' character on the upcoming season of American Horror Story.

Our only advice? Be afraid. Be very afraid.

More after the jump!

Ryan Murphy, the creator of Glee, The New Normal, American Horror Story and every other show we've ever loved (R.I.P. Popular and Nip/Tuck) had a wonderful reason to celebrate this holiday season!

Murphy welcomed a newborn son into the world with his husband, photographer David Miller! 

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We readily admit that our affection for American Horror Story is in large part due to the show's committment to ensuring that its male characters spend the majority of their time naked. 

Dylan McDermott was a revelation last season and we couldn't have been more excited to hear that Adam Levine was joining the cast. 

Interestingly, it's young Evan Peters that appears to be taking up the naked reigns this season. He talks to Vulture about all the important things--cock socks, ball sheaths, etc. after the jump. 

We're hanging on his every word.

PrideSource scored a great interview with one of our favorite allies and objects of affection (and lust and fantasy), Maroon 5's Adam Levine.

He sounds off on his outspoken advocacy for gay rights and why he believes he'd feel the same way even if he didn't have a gay brother.

Check out an excerpt after the jump!

In case you're keeping score, you win Jenna. You win.

Jenna Dewan, wife of Channing friggin' Tatum, has just nabbed the other role of a lifetime as Adam Levine's sexy-times partner in the upcoming season of American Horror Story.

There is no justice.

Details after the jump.

Ladies…ladies! Let’s not fight.

Melissa Etheridge and her former partner and mother to her two children, Tammy Lynn Michaels are in the midst of a nasty partner and child support/custody battle.

Generally we know better than to get in the middle of a fight between two lesbians, but the latest financial details piqued our interest.

Apparently Tammy is pissed that she’s only receiving $23,000 a month.

Say what?

More after the jump.

Could this guy get any sexier? Looks like we’re going to find out. According to E! Adam Levine is getting ready to cross the t’s, dot the i’s and do whatever it is the stars do before showing up in our favorite shows. If all goes well we’ll get to see Levine work his sexy scruff and his acting chops on FX's series American Horror Story. So which role will this primetime judge give a Voice to?

While it looks like Dylan McDermott’s days of utterly necessary and completely non-gratuitous ass shots are behind us, American Horror Story is still working hard to keep us hooked.

Zachary Quinto, one of our fave openly gay actors who guest-starred in four episodes of AHS last season, is returning for Season Two! 

More after the jump!

But don't call it typecasting! The newly out star talks about his newest TV role on American Horror Story—after the jump.

Yay, Modern Family is moving to NBC! But not really. After the jump, find out about Ryan Murphy's new comedy that was just nabbed by NBC.

Zachary Quint, fresh off his critically-acclaimed performance in Angels In America, is set to return to TV for the first time since Heroes as a gay character in Ryan Murphy's American Horror Story. Details follow!