Calling all Never Nudes (or Always Nudes--you can come too!), Arrested Development's fourth season finally has a return date!

Find out after the jump!

Rev. Maurice “Bojangles” Blanchard, a Baptist minister in Louisville, Kentucky, was arrested with his partner Dominique James for refusing to leave the county clerk's office after applying for a marriage license. 

We think the writers of Breaking Bad might have found their next award-winning storyline thanks to a very colorful drug dealing priest in Bridgeport, Connecticut. 

Scott Evans, the openly gay actor most well known for playing Officer Fish on One Life to Live and brother of Captain America's Chris Evans, was arrested in L.A. last night on an alleged narcotics charge. More details after the break.

Lisa Biron, a lawyer associated with the virulently anti-gay Alliance Defense Fund, is facing felony charges related to child pornography after being caught in New Hampshire. Details follow. 

A British man was placed under arrest by transit police after he unleashed a deluge of anti-gay craziness directed at two gay men seated behind him on a train. The victims filmed the exchange resulting in a education video teaching basic bigot bitches what not to do when traveling alongside the LGBT if they wish to remain out of handcuffs. (If they're into that sort of thing, then...) 

A gay man is recovering from an assault at the hands of four U.S. Marines from Camp Pendleton that took place at the Silver Fox bar in Long Beach, California. 

Danny Thomas, the Welsh footballer who denied sending a viciously homophobic tweet to Olympic Diver Tom Daley earlier this week, was arrested by police in connection with the harassment. Details follow. 

Actor Fred Willard—who seems to be in EVERYTHING including most of Christopher Guest's incredible movies—was arrested for pulling a Pee-Wee (fun with puns!) at a Hollywood adult theater. Isn't that what those things are for?  

Details follow. 

Updated 3:45 p.m. EST with video (after the jump)

An image that could easily be mistaken for coming out of St. Petersburg, Russia has emerged from Dallas, Texas, where a couple was arrested for attempting to obtain a marriage license. Details follow. 

Two teenagers are being held in jail after they allegedly assaulted a gay man at a high school graduation party over the weekend. 

Dennis Jay Mayer and John Robert Hart have finally come clean about what really went down on their Atlantis Cruise ship balcony resting in port at Dominica that lead to their arrest for buggery.