Don’t believe in the Rapture? No problem! If you’re a pet-friendly sinner, there may be a part-time job in the post-apocalypse for you just yet.
Eternal Earth-Bound Pets is an ingenious new service that will place the pets of believers into the care of atheist heathens after Jesus returns to take the Chosen to heaven. For just $110, a local atheist from the service’s network will adopt a Christians’ pet after the Rapture has left both the dog and the damned behind.
Considering recent polls have found that an unsurprising 55% of Americans believe in the Rapture, I’m upset I didn’t think of this business plan – which the company insists isn’t a joke – first.
The idea of making money off the perplexing statistic is nothing...FULL STORY