It's time to cash in the 401k, take a life insurance policy out on grandma, finally sell that sex tape—whatever it takes to win a lunch date with our future husband Zac Efron. 

Angeleno Instincters, if you're in town this weekend go support the L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center at their 41st Anniversary Gala & Auction, this year honoring out-gay Olympic soccer star Megan Rapinoe and featuring a live performance from Estelle! 

Details after the jump!

Yes, you read that correctly. Chris Kluwe at The Strip Club! Sign us up! But, while the ebay auction seems legit, that aforementioned "strip club" is serving up something decidely different than egg and legs and scantily clad go-go boys.

Read all about the auction and bid for yourself after the jump.

Suze Orman might condemn us to hell (a.k.a. a low credit rating for eternity) for this advice, but cash in your 401(k) because George Clooney is shaving his beard and giving gays the chance to go out with him on a date!

At the GLAAD Media Awards in New York over the weekend, Glee guest star and professional swoon-inducer John Stamos put his lips to work to raise money for the organization. This is what $5,000 can get you with John (if you're lucky)...

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If you needed a reason (or another reason) to hit up White Party in Palm Springs next month, we've got it for you: Mary J. Blige.

It was just announced that the R&B songstress will take to the stage on April 7 at Palm Springs Convention Center. We think you may want to bid on that White Party pass now!

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You know we never miss an opportunity to dance our faces off surrounded by thousands of sexy mens. And we also love the chance to give a little something back to the community (not THAT kind of something!). So why not take advantage of this exclusive opportunity to attend White Party 2012 AND support AIDS/LifeCycle?! Deets after...

Our family jewels barely fetch three Craigslist emails, so we're simply beside ourselves with awe after late great Dame Elizabeth Taylor's bling collected more than $116 million, all in the name of charity. Details follow. 

OK, now that we now that the big, loveable sugar daddy bear who calls our North Pole home is actually paying attention to our wish-list this year (see previous post), at the risk of sounding gluttonous, we'd like to tack-on another gift: Judy Garland's ruby slippers. It's a stocking-stuffer, really! They're only $3 million. That's pocket-change to Kris Kringle!

The iconic shoes that created one of history's greatest divas and kick-started underground gay slang will go to the highest bidder in an auction taking place in California in a few weeks. Details follow.

Diamonds! Memorabilia! Haute couture! Modern art! Dame Elizabeth Taylor seemed to love her bling as much as she loved marrying leading men.

Now, thanks to an announcement from Christies, we have a chance to get our hands (or earlobes or neck) on Liz Taylor's glamorous bounty in an unprecedented auction of the icon's possessions, slated for December, that will benefit her AIDS charity. Details follow.

Our parents told us a story (because we weren't born until 1995, according to our fake I.D.) of the controversy the still-cool then Madonna incited in the mid-90s after dropping the F-Bomb on The Late Show with David Letterman. Now, a letter Her Madgesty wrote under her popular penname "The Anti-Christ" and sent to Letterman in response to the controversy has surfaced, and will go on auction next month. 

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The Anti-Christ writes to Letterman in 1994:

"Happy Fucking Birthday Dave! glad you could get so much mileage out of the fucking show. Next time you need some Fucking publicity, just give me a fucking call.

Love

The Anti-Christ"

Too bad that it seems Madonna's Juvidermed...

Matteo Trisolini's "Farmboy" work will be auctioned off at GLAAD's OUTauction on November 15 in Manhattan.

Hmmm. If a picture is worth 1,000 words, you can surely round up a few for this one in our comments section below...

I am so down with Charlize Theron. Not only is she a vocal supporter of marriage equality, but over the weekend we learned that she's also an equal opportunity enthusiast when it comes to lip locks. To raise even more at a OneXOne party in San Francisco, Theron auctioned off a 20 second kiss to an unknown woman for $140,000. Nope, you didn't misread that -- $140,000 to make out with Charlize Theron! I have at least three lesbian friends that consider that acceptable.

This begs me to ask: A 20 second kiss with which celebrity is worth $140,000 to you?

Oh, and here's a video of Charlize's sapphic smooch: