AussieBum has pit wrestling and beach time—easily two of our favorite spectator sports—against each other in the "why didn't I think of that?" new line of singlet-inspired swimsuits.

Which winds up on top in the Primal Instinct worthy videos announcing the marriage made in heaven? Follow the jump to find out! 

Sure, all we could think about during the first 15 seconds of this new hot underwear ad from AussieBum was, "We sure hope this sezzy model remembered to spray himself with Deet as he traipses through the prairie to the nearest David Barton."

But as his hazy, sunlit packaged neared the camera, we were finally able to relax and sit back to enjoy the ride of AussieBum's "Journey." Besides, we're always here to help male underwear models search for ticks after bravely hiking through the field in nothing but their yummy AussieBum chonies! Watch "Journey" after the jump...

Looks like we've hit the Friday jackpot with this imaginative new underwear ad from AussieBum! Follow the jump to watch the NSFW video. You can thank us later.