"It's discrimination because gay people choose to be that way while bachelorettes have no choice in the matter!" The Abbey's policy change has officially seeped into the mainstream with Stephen Colbert putting his brilliant satirical spin on matters. Watch The Colbert Report take on The Abbey's ban of bachelorette parties, after the jump!

Last week's decision by the Abbey—located in West Hollywood but considered to be the "best gay bar in the world"—to ban bachelorette parties ignited quite the comment discussion on this here blog. To help convince and soothe those critical of the policy change (and believe us, there were plenty), owner David Cooley appeared on CNN and explained his move. 

Sometimes, on sadly unsuccessful nights, the only phallus we get shoved in our faces comes from drunk straight girls flaunting man-meat-shaped lollipops at bachelorette parties being thrown at West Hollywood's The Abbey. But the shrieking, penis-balloon-hat wearing girls will be a thing of the past now that The Abbey, often crowned the world's "best gay bar," has banned bachelorette parties.