President Joyce Banda has let down the LGBT community in her southern African country after breaking her campaign pledge to trash Malawi's archaic anti-homosexuality laws.

Ozzie Guillen, the controversy-prone manager of the Miami Marlins, has rushed to defend Blue Jay Yunel Escobar's blatant use of a Spanish anti-gay slur on the MLB field and chalked it up to a difference of culture.

The outrageously bigoted letter Maryland Rep. Emmet Burns sent the Baltimore Ravens last week to demand sanctions against Brendon Ayanbadejo for supporting the LGBT has been transformed into lots of good for the equality-minded athlete. The latest silver lining to shine his way comes in the form of praise from NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. 

What does Goodell have to say about the LGBT controversy?

Just in time to kickoff the new NFL season, Baltimore Raven Brendon Ayanbadejo has turned last week's highly publicized drama into an highly publicized effort to spread LGBT tolerance throughout his sport. A day after Maryland lawmaker Emmet Burns retracted his letter demanding sanctions against Brendon, the sports star appeared on CNN to increase the volume on his mission to achieve marriage equality for his LGBT friends. 

We can skip the red eye at the coffee shop this morning because Robbie Williams has given us our preferred kind of eye-opener: a shirtless most-muscular pose from his dressing room. Swallow the entire shot after the jump!

Riding one or two more bronzed men dressed in Greco-Roman gear than we managed to at our last gay toga party, Madonna threw her Mary minions a bone (no pun intended) with her grand entrance to the Super Bowl halftime show on Sunday. With the halftime hysteria only now starting to die down, Her Madgesty's Super Bowl soldiers have continued to solicit our drool by Tweeting a backstage picture showcasing the Adonises in their Calvins. Follow the jump to check out the hot image!

How can consumers make informed purchasing decisions if we don't know what's in the full package of the product? Mario Lopez finally throws dedicated stalkers like us, err, we mean serious underwear buyers like us a bone (no pun intended!) by finally offering a well-rounded (pun intended!) view of his new RatedM underwear. Follow the jump to check out the other half of the new product.

After Tom Brady owned Tim Tebow's ass (the imagery!) during Sunday's Patroits/Broncos game, the quarterbracks embraced in an intimate hug that will leave our wild imaginations on overdrive throughout the end of the year. Follow the jump for another angle showcasing what our dreams are made of...

Fabio's cheese has long disintegrated, so, as he assumes the *perfectly casted* role as the new Old Spice Guy, it seems the '80s icon is set for a cool comeback. Follow the jump to watch Fabio put on the Old Spice. 

Though Dsquared model Elbio's (pictured) broken English takes a few listening attempts to understand, it's really not the audio of the new backstage video from the fashion house's Milan menswear show that we're so concerned with. Follow the jump to watch half-nekkid male models scurrying around in Dsquared's hot backstage video!

While backstage at the Much Music Awards over the weekend (during which she showed off a blue armpit weave), Lady Gaga was reportedly taken "aback" when asked to defend herself against accusations that she's "taking over gay rights." So, how did Mother Monster respond to the line of questioning?

Last night, Broadway fans crowded into New York City's Roseland Ballroom to applaud those other talents the stars of stage can bring to a show. Follow the jump for backstage pics and video of theater's hottest stars stripping for charity at Broadway Bares XXI.