Beyonce just sang the hell out of "The Star Spangled Banner" at her pre-Super Bowl press conference!

"Any questions?"

Nope. We're good, Bey 

Watch after the jump!

Aretha Franklin has caught wind of Beyoncé's lip-synched 'Star Spangled Banner," and isn't quite as shady with her reaction as you might think. So, what does the diva to end all divas have to say about Bey Bey's controversial (it must be a slow news week) performance?

The New York Times is breaking homo hearts left and right this morning with a report that reveals the performance dubbed by the Illuminati as the greatest ever in the history of all time was a hoax. Or something like that. 

How witty.

The Florida Family Association, a won't-stop-at-anything chapter of the AFA hate group, mustered up the cleverest banner they could in an attempt to offend kids in Tacoma, Washington. 

In solidarity with their LGBT officers and the wider gay community in Los Angeles, the LAPD has updated its homepage in honor of the final few days of Pride month. 

Pretty, isn't it? 

Thanks, LAPD!

(H/t: Joe)

Smallville’s Aquaman, American Idol stripper and Abercrombie & Fitch model Alan Ritchson makes us wonder who doled out talents and beauty when we were born.

Despite a foot-hockey or whatever it is game of EPIC proportions, a halftime show filled with more technical difficulties than when Grandma tries to use her Jitterbug and commercials that cost more than Kim Zolciak's wig collection, it seems like the Superbowl XLV moment gaining the most buzz in the blogosphere today is Christina Aguilera's flubbing of one line during her hyper-R&B rendition of The Star Spangled Banner. 

What Christina sang:

"What so proudly we watched at the twilight's last gleaming."

The correct lyrics:

"O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming."

Critics and polls (one poll boasted 75% of responders saying she blew it!) continue to rip her apart this morning, but Christina has already...