Judging from our headache and vertigo, it must be the morning after Hollywood's biggest night. Like any morning that has us reaching for the bedside bottle of Advil, memories of last night's Oscars are double-edged: some we'll treasure forever in a Pinterest page or something; others make us shudder with regret and want to schedule an extra session with therapist this week. 

So, which stars of the 85th Academy Awards did we treasure and who made us shudder? 

There were lots of memorable moments from last night's Grammys, but we cannot get over our favorite five seconds of the proceeedings that had nothing to do with Kelly Clarkson.

Fist Brown's seated golf clap had us in stitches. No, not the literal kind he likes to require of those he meets in parking lots, hotel rooms, or well, anywhere.

The moment came when the parking lot pals were up for the same award, and Ocean won...

It's always a question of who ends up on top when it comes to Grindr, so having the gay geo-social app host a "best of" awards totally made sense. Grindr tasked some of its 4.5 million worldwide users with the job of naming the top pop- and local-culture items from 2012. Given that these are some of the pickiest gays on the planet, the winners should be very illuminating!

Find out which celebrities, TV shows, athletes, bars, clubs, parties, salons, gyms, bartenders and more were favored by Grindr users after the jump!

So, the Last Day of the World turned out to be just another excuse to drink with friends (not that we ever need an excuse.)

Should the Mayan Prophecy have held true, however, alien schoolchildren studying humanity’s final year would’ve learned the correct pronunciation of Ke$ha, how to have a proper kiki and other lessons thanks to a time capsule packed with the greatest pop-culture benchmarks of 2012 that we left in the office fridge next to a year-old carton of Coconut Water.

If the world had actually ended a few days ago, which pop songs would we have heartily co-signed as the absolute greatest in the history of histories ever in all of time combined for eternity in 2012? The Instinct editorial team (Editor In Chief Mike...

In a hail mary play orchestrated to coincide with voters going to the polls, Preserve Marriage Maine's Ed Allebest tells his sheeple that gays have too many notches carved into the bedpost to deserve equality under the law. 

Aside from the appallingly flawed Regnerus study, most same-sex parenting research has found that children raised by gay and lesbian couples compared equally to children raised by heterosexual couples. But a new study out of UCLA's Williams Institute is about to raise the gay game. 

"I am engaged," Sam Champion beamed as he announced to his Good Morning America pals earlier today. The news, first reported late last week, marked his official shattering of the glass closet, a landmark moment that the career GMA anchor discusses after the jump. 

Manila Luzon, flanked by scorching hot NYC go-go boys, presents her beloved Sahara Davenport with San Francisco's favorite accessory in the RuPaul's Drag Race All Star's new music video, "Best XXXcessory." 

Updated Friday, September 14

We're sending New York Fashion Week out with a bang by adding enough six packs to our shirtless male model gallery to get an entire Arizona State University fraternity drunk for three weeks!

Follow the jump for 50 percent more male model meat!

Drag Race alum Manila Luzon returns to the club charts to toss the best xxxcessory around our necks in her second dance single. Check out the brand-spank-us-new track "Best XXXcessory" after the jump and let us know if you heart or hate Manila's latest in the comments!

As usual, Maggie Gallagher proves that her war against an American minority group has less to do with everyday Americans and their families and more to do with CEOs and dollar signs.

In rebuttal to word that Reuters has come out against Minnesota's upcoming anti-gay marriage vote, Maggie references a CNBC report to claim that "nine out of ten top states for businesses have marriage amendments."

That's great if you're a multi-millionaire CEO! But the story for the general population of these states is much less sugarcoated than Maggie would like you to know. Details follow.

Selecting the "best of Kylie Minogue" would be a mind-bending impossible difficult task, as challenging for us as selecting, say, the hottest guy from the Magic Mike lineup. How can one pick the greatest when all the options are delectable? It's an arduous endeavor nobody should have to endure...but boy are we satisfied with the fruits of the labor assigned to Kylie's label! 

Providing us with a one-stop shop for four decades-worth of Kylie, The Best of Kylie Minogue is like the Fodor's guide to the land of the iconic diva!

Wanna take a trip through Kylie's classic history along with us? Enter this week's Swag Suite for a chance to win The Best of Kylie Minogue! Details follow...