Nothing that falls from Tony Perkins lips is based in reality, so take his latest claim with a huge grain of salt rimming your lunchtime margarita. But, according to the hate group leader, he's successfully convinced Walmart to stop supporting various LGBT groups. 

Tennessee State Sen. Stacey Campfield, author of the state's infamous (and monstrous) "Don't Say Gay Bill," has earned "D-Bag of the Day" more times than our system can count. If we decided to follow the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's lead and decided to built a D-Bag Hall of Fame museum, it'd have to be erected in Stacey's hometown. This man is vile, as he proves again when he tells a concerned constituent to seek therapy and medication. 

The National Organization for Marriage has unsurprising bedfellows in the Westboro Baptist Church, which has today filed an amicus brief in the Supreme Court's Proposition 8 case. 

Until humans invent the equivalent of refrigeration for homosexuals, says Oklahoma pastor James Taylor, it will remain an abomination. As for pork and shellfish, god has decided to promote them to "acceptable" now that we can jam double-wide freezers into our garages. Your daily dose of cray, after the jump. 

Brian Brown, puppet for the Vatican's anti-gay motives, regurgitates his anti-civil-rights talking points in an unsurprisingly shrill reaction to President Obama's second inauguration. Prepare your eyes for rolling and follow the jump for your daily dose of asshattery. 

President Obama has replaced the rabidly anti-gay Pastor Louis Giglio with Priest Luis Leon, an Episcopal father who has a history of supporting the LGBT. 

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Pastor Louis Giglio has reportedly removed himself from giving the benediction at President Obama's second inauguration. Apparently, reports that were uncovered on Wednesday detailing Giglio's homophobic history were enough to send him packing.

Check out his letter of resignation and the Presidential Inaugural Committee's response after the jump!

President Obama signed the latest funding bill for the Department of Defense on Wednesday night, but included a statement alongside his signature announcing his objection to part of the legislation. Details follow. 

Maine's notaries have been told to keep their church separate from their chosen duties to the state in an email from the office of the Secretary of State. 

On Tuesday night, Rick Warren told Piers Morgan that acting on gayness is just like punching someone in the nose.

Have you ever wanted to act on your gayness with Rick Warren more than this moment? (Sorry—that reverse analogy attack sounded better in our heads and when written made the bile rise to the point where our gag reflex used to be). 

Members of the Westboro Baptist Church hate group presented Russell Brand with a personalized "Fag Pimp Brand" cardboard sign and showed off their tin foil hats on a recent episode of the comedian's talk show. Details follow. 

Lisa Biron, a lawyer associated with the virulently anti-gay Alliance Defense Fund, is facing felony charges related to child pornography after being caught in New Hampshire. Details follow.