We can’t lie. It tickles us down there whenever anyone who tries to teach us moral values is caught with his pants down, literally and figuratively. The latest news to fall on our gossip desk is the arrest last night of 33-year-old Matthew Preston Clark, a pastor at Blessed Assurance Temple in Polk County, Florida. (Insert oh-so-appropriate Polk/Poke joke here). So what landed this pastor in the jailhouse?