Imagine yourself enjoying one or four cocktails at a Velvet Mafia birthday party in the Hollywood Hills when you and the rest of the gorgeous crowd gathered to celebrate a famed director's birthday end up, before you know it, in police vans and behind bars. No, it's not the start to a spec script we've been working on for Chi Chi LaRue—it's similar to what happened over the weekend at a gay soiree in India. Details follow.